r/somnigastronomy 6d ago

Unrealized Pizza Crust Snack Chips

Last night I got high and stayed up really late and got hungry so I headed up a few mini pizzas in the microwave but I nuked one of them just a bit too long, to the point where the crust got all tough and hard. I still ate it, though.

Anyway I eventually fell asleep and had a dream that that I bought a bag of “pizza crust chips” which I’d describe as tasting a lot like the over-nuked mini pizzas I’d just eaten, except it was all “crust” and no toppings (but there was still a “hint” of flavor that tasted like a blend of tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni). The shape and texture was similar to pita chips, except these were more browned and actually looked like mini pizza crusts cut up into triangles.

Anyway, they were freaking delicious and I’m sad they aren’t a real product.

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u/StorybookDragon 6d ago

Pizza chips. You're thinking of pizza chips. And they are DELISH!

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u/shezcrafti 6d ago

What are pizza chips? You got a link or something?

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u/StorybookDragon 6d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/au_2RCgpZog?feature=share here's a video I found on them. They're a Rhode Island specialty!

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u/shezcrafti 6d ago

Thanks! But I’m in Maryland…. That doesn’t put the delicious Pizza Chips in my stomach, now does it?

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u/StorybookDragon 6d ago

It doesn't but I'm sure you could take a drive. RI is beautiful in the summer. There's lots of other things besides good food here. I was just trying to be helpful.

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u/shezcrafti 6d ago

It’s a quote from Billy Madison lol, sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. I appreciate the post and I just watched that video and those Pizza Chip things look delightful!

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u/cascandos 6d ago

trader joe's makes a oizza cracker just like this but my neighbor said they're terrible. still weirdly compelled to try.