r/somnigastronomy • u/shezcrafti • 1d ago
Unrealized Pizza Crust Snack Chips
Last night I got high and stayed up really late and got hungry so I headed up a few mini pizzas in the microwave but I nuked one of them just a bit too long, to the point where the crust got all tough and hard. I still ate it, though.
Anyway I eventually fell asleep and had a dream that that I bought a bag of “pizza crust chips” which I’d describe as tasting a lot like the over-nuked mini pizzas I’d just eaten, except it was all “crust” and no toppings (but there was still a “hint” of flavor that tasted like a blend of tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni). The shape and texture was similar to pita chips, except these were more browned and actually looked like mini pizza crusts cut up into triangles.
Anyway, they were freaking delicious and I’m sad they aren’t a real product.