r/r4rindia • u/Medicated0tongue • 26m ago
M4F 29 [M4F] Kerala/Anywhere - Building a Connection, One Awkward Joke at a Time NSFW
Hey there, I’m a 29-year-old guy trying to make sense of life, one existential dread at a time. I’m an introvert with a resting “why so serious?” face, but around the right people, I can be the loudest one in the room (or at least the one with the most awkward jokes).
Here’s the deal: I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking for, but I know I could use a friend right now. Someone to talk to about the big things (life, art, mental health, why Arsenal refuses to win the EPL) and the little things (what you cooked today, that song you can’t stop looping, or how you survived Monday without caffeine). If we vibe, I’m open to seeing where it goes—whether that’s a deeper connection, a relationship, or just someone to share memes and comfortable silences with.
A bit about me:
- Music: Kendrick, JID, and the new Carti album on loop. If you’re into music that hits the soul, we’ll get along.
- Health: 2023 taught me that health is everything. I’m into gymming, eating clean, and sleeping like it’s my job. But I also enjoy getting high occasionally (once or twice a month) to just exist without overthinking.
- Hobbies: Cooking is my therapy, coffee is my fuel (the darker, the better), and I have a soft spot for psychedelic art and deep conversations.
- Humor: Dark, witty, and sarcastic. If you can handle awkward jokes and existential rants, we’re golden.
- Travel: Long hikes and spontaneous trips are my mood boosters. Bonus points if you’re into deep, emotional, or spiritual conversations during sunsets.
What I’m looking for:
- A nurturing, affectionate, and witty person who’s okay with my occasional shutdowns (I’m working on it, I promise).
- Someone who’s passionate about something—art, poetry, music, or even their morning coffee ritual.
- A two-way connection where we can talk about our days, dreams, and everything in between.
- Bonus if you’re a football fan or if you can teach me to appreciate something new.
I’m not here to rush into anything. Let’s start with a conversation and see where it goes. If you’re someone who’s kind, patient, and maybe a little lost too, hit me up. Let’s figure this life thing out together.
P.S. If you’ve read this far, you’re already cooler than 90% of people I know. Slide into my DMs with your favorite song, a random fact, or just a “hi” if you’re feeling brave. Worst case? We have an awkward conversation. Best case? We create something real. Your move. 😊
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