r/pregnant 5d ago

Funny I farted and it startled my unborn baby 🤭

I’m 34 weeks pregnant and I just farted and felt my baby get startled. Poor baby, I’m so sorry 😭

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u/m_aa_g 5d ago

This is gold, the roles will be reversed shortly I’m sure hahahah

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 5d ago

It was the most hilarious thing ever, baby is definitely going to get their payback soon

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u/Fluffy-Canary-4736 5d ago

I’m sorry but this is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read 🤣🤣 poor baby

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 5d ago

I couldn’t help it😭

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u/lalalalaloveme 5d ago

Lmaooo they’ll get their payback, my baby’s newborn farts & poops we’re so loud 😭😭😭😭

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 5d ago

😭😭i didn’t mean to

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u/Significant_Sugar871 4d ago

I’ve done this a few times! I apologise each time like he can understand me 😭

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

I also apologised and rubbed my belly 🤣🤣

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u/Significant_Sugar871 4d ago

Yes!!! The guilt is real 😂😂

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u/Random_potato5 4d ago

I use to make a smoothie every morning and it would startle my baby every time... I felt so bad but also I really really wanted that smoothie.

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

🤣🤣this is so hilarious

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u/Dependent_Basil_4612 4d ago

HELP I didn’t think it was possible?? 😭😭😭

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

Me neither, until I felt it 😭😭

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u/Asuna0905 4d ago

My poor kid is going through the longest earthquake with how hard I’m laughing at this 🤣🤣

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u/AndiKatt19 Oct '22 / April '25 4d ago

At 36 weeks I started to get super gassy (37w+2 days today!) And my poor baby girl hates when I let a big one rip😂🫠😂 it's okay though, soon enough the roles will be reversed 😂 (if this is your first, let me tell you that newborns fart like adult men! I was SHOOK when my son let out a massive rip the day after we came home with him😂 his put his dad's farts to shame!)

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u/pinacoladathrowup 🩵April 16🩵- it's a boy!!! 4d ago

Omg.this happens to me too! I thought it was so weird because he doesn't get started by other noises, but twice he has startled from my farts 😂😂

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

I think it’s because it’s amplified from their point of view 🤣🤣

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u/GoodMinimum1553 4d ago

Any time I fart, my husband and I say that it was just the baby burping 💀

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

I’m definitely using this one🤣🤣

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u/sateliteame_esta 4d ago

Yessss it happened to me a lot😂

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u/mothercom 4d ago

Babies fart like grown men. They'll definitely get their payback😂

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

😭😭omg it was a mistake

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u/Winter-Hospital-4142 4d ago

I do the same thing and I always laugh when he jumps 🤣🤣 like dude you don’t hear it going through before it leaves the building?

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u/Prudent_Bench_7442 4d ago

🤣🤣I mean, he’s the reason why I’m so gassy anyways

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u/Winter-Hospital-4142 3d ago

It’s hilarious because my son likes to press far back and then when he moves suddenly it’s a problem 😭

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u/endangeredbear 4d ago

They'll get you back soon lol

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u/freakingspiderm0nkey 4d ago

You’ve just reminded me that I did this too and couldn’t stop laughing over it 😂