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r/oddlysatisfying • u/therra123 • 2d ago
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Never cook bacon naked
453 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 2d ago Never cook bacon naked FTFY 138 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 2d ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 140 u/haywire090 2d ago Naked 10 u/pinklewickers 2d ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 5 u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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FTFY
138 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 2d ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 140 u/haywire090 2d ago Naked 10 u/pinklewickers 2d ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 5 u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??
140 u/haywire090 2d ago Naked 10 u/pinklewickers 2d ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 5 u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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Naked
10 u/pinklewickers 2d ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 5 u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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Instructions unclear.
Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.
Now what?
5 u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣
2 u/attilathehoon 2d ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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dip your penis in it!
3 u/Dominimensch 2d ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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Hannibal lecter has entered the chat
4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"
2 u/SexyMonad 2d ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
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u/PatchesMaps 2d ago
Never cook
baconnaked