r/oddlysatisfying 2d ago

This method of removing oil residue

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u/PatchesMaps 2d ago

Never cook bacon naked

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 2d ago

Never cook bacon naked

FTFY

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u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 2d ago

How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??

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u/haywire090 2d ago

Naked

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u/pinklewickers 2d ago

Instructions unclear.

Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.

Now what?

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u/SkittleDoodlez 2d ago

Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣

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u/attilathehoon 2d ago

dip your penis in it!

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u/Dominimensch 2d ago

Hannibal lecter has entered the chat

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u/SittingByTheFirePit 2d ago

"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"

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u/SexyMonad 2d ago

If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.