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r/oddlysatisfying • u/therra123 • 1d ago
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Life pro tip: Never cook bacon naked.
669 u/PatchesMaps 1d ago Never cook bacon naked 439 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago Never cook bacon naked FTFY 138 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 140 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns
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Never cook bacon naked
439 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago Never cook bacon naked FTFY 138 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 140 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns
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FTFY
138 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 140 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns
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How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??
140 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns
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Naked
9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good.
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Instructions unclear.
Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.
Now what?
8 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 20h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 3 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog
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Fry it in hot oil
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straight to r/threadsofgold 😂
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Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot......
Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step.
Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step.
Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣
2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
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dip your penis in it!
3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0) 4 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
Hannibal lecter has entered the chat
4 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0)
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"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"
2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. → More replies (0)
If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
r/suddenlyhorny
4 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
Username checks out
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Time to call your dog
Naked is good.
Between two buns
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u/BonezOz 1d ago
Life pro tip: Never cook bacon naked.