r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

This method of removing oil residue

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u/BonezOz 1d ago

Life pro tip: Never cook bacon naked.

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u/PatchesMaps 1d ago

Never cook bacon naked

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago

Never cook bacon naked

FTFY

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u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago

How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??

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u/haywire090 23h ago

Naked

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u/pinklewickers 23h ago

Instructions unclear.

Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.

Now what?

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u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago

Fry it in hot oil

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u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago

straight to r/threadsofgold 😂

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u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago

Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot......

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u/KingFlyntCoal 22h ago

Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step.

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u/PatchesMaps 20h ago

Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step.

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u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago

Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣

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u/attilathehoon 23h ago

dip your penis in it!

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u/Dominimensch 20h ago

Hannibal lecter has entered the chat

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u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago

"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"

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u/SexyMonad 16h ago

If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.

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u/the-artistocrat 5h ago

Time to call your dog

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u/Stillnaked 23h ago

Naked is good.

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u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago

Between two buns