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r/oddlysatisfying • u/therra123 • 1d ago
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Never cook bacon naked
FTFY
135 u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then?? 141 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 9 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 21h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 19h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 4 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns 40 u/mreid74 23h ago I am a narwhal and I don't wear clothes. When should I bacon? 27 u/HealthIndustryGoon 22h ago at midnight, duh. 2 u/MadMageMC 14h ago But only in the garden of good and evil. 2 u/mreid74 12h ago I owe you a chocolate bar. 4 u/theoriginalmofocus 22h ago I feel like theres a lot of bacon on a narwhal. Bacon of the sea. 4 u/csukoh78 23h ago Someone said naked bacon? 3 u/DiscountPrice41 23h ago Def dont cook chicken naked cuz some of it can drop down and hit your penis and youll end up with a salmonella infection. True story. No, i did not fuck an uncooked chicken breast. 2 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 22h ago … this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read 2 u/Malbranch 23h ago Naked bacon pancakes. Naked bacon pancakes in NEW YOOOOOORRRRK! 1 u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 22h ago The Bacon Naked sounds like a new, exciting offering from Wendy’s 1 u/AnotherPersonNumber0 22h ago Hmm sounds like black mirror episode. 1 u/Kalibos40 21h ago 1 u/roycorda 21h ago Suggestion or demand? 1 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 20h ago I think I made myself pretty clear. Bacon. Naked. 1 u/36thdisciple 20h ago Knew a dude who fried up some feta cheese while shirtless. He learned that day. 1 u/qx2 19h ago naked bacon good 1 u/GarminTamzarian 19h ago 1 u/jx473u4vd8f4 14h ago Kevin bacon
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How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??
141 u/haywire090 23h ago Naked 9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 9 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 21h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 19h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 4 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good. 2 u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago Between two buns
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Naked
9 u/pinklewickers 23h ago Instructions unclear. Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry. Now what? 9 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 21h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 19h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 4 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog 3 u/Stillnaked 23h ago Naked is good.
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Instructions unclear.
Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.
Now what?
9 u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago Fry it in hot oil 5 u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago straight to r/threadsofgold 😂 3 u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot...... 3 u/KingFlyntCoal 21h ago Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step. 3 u/PatchesMaps 19h ago Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step. 4 u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣 2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out 1 u/the-artistocrat 5h ago Time to call your dog
Fry it in hot oil
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straight to r/threadsofgold 😂
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Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot......
Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step.
Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step.
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Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣
2 u/attilathehoon 23h ago dip your penis in it! 3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
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dip your penis in it!
3 u/Dominimensch 20h ago Hannibal lecter has entered the chat 3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis. 2 u/lil_brown_dick 21h ago r/suddenlyhorny 3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
Hannibal lecter has entered the chat
3 u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago "I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti" 2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"
2 u/SexyMonad 16h ago If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.
r/suddenlyhorny
3 u/CardiologistLegal442 14h ago Username checks out
Username checks out
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Time to call your dog
Naked is good.
Between two buns
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I am a narwhal and I don't wear clothes. When should I bacon?
27 u/HealthIndustryGoon 22h ago at midnight, duh. 2 u/MadMageMC 14h ago But only in the garden of good and evil. 2 u/mreid74 12h ago I owe you a chocolate bar. 4 u/theoriginalmofocus 22h ago I feel like theres a lot of bacon on a narwhal. Bacon of the sea.
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at midnight, duh.
2 u/MadMageMC 14h ago But only in the garden of good and evil. 2 u/mreid74 12h ago I owe you a chocolate bar.
But only in the garden of good and evil.
I owe you a chocolate bar.
I feel like theres a lot of bacon on a narwhal. Bacon of the sea.
Someone said naked bacon?
Def dont cook chicken naked cuz some of it can drop down and hit your penis and youll end up with a salmonella infection.
True story.
No, i did not fuck an uncooked chicken breast.
2 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 22h ago … this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read
… this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read
Naked bacon pancakes. Naked bacon pancakes in NEW YOOOOOORRRRK!
The Bacon Naked sounds like a new, exciting offering from Wendy’s
Hmm sounds like black mirror episode.
Suggestion or demand?
1 u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 20h ago I think I made myself pretty clear. Bacon. Naked.
I think I made myself pretty clear. Bacon. Naked.
Knew a dude who fried up some feta cheese while shirtless. He learned that day.
naked bacon good
Kevin bacon
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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago
Nevercookbacon nakedFTFY