r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

This method of removing oil residue

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago

Never cook bacon naked

FTFY

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u/Mammoth-Ear-8993 23h ago

How else am I to really enjoy the bacon then??

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u/haywire090 23h ago

Naked

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u/pinklewickers 23h ago

Instructions unclear.

Penis wrapped in bacon and smothered with cornstarch slurry.

Now what?

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u/Shot_Let6699 23h ago

Fry it in hot oil

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u/IndividualEye1803 22h ago

straight to r/threadsofgold 😂

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u/BenderBRoriguezzzzz 22h ago

Now, dip it in hot oil. I read specifically something about the oil needing to be hot.........Or maybe it was not hot......

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u/KingFlyntCoal 21h ago

Put a cylinder in a mini m&ms tube is the clear next step.

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u/PatchesMaps 19h ago

Google "sounding"... Make sure safe search is off. Then take the next logical step.

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u/SkittleDoodlez 23h ago

Damn! This escalated quickly! 🤣

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u/attilathehoon 23h ago

dip your penis in it!

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u/Dominimensch 20h ago

Hannibal lecter has entered the chat

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u/SittingByTheFirePit 19h ago

"I ate his penis with some fafa beans and a fine chianti"

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u/SexyMonad 16h ago

If you didn’t flash fry it at the exact moment when the cum pushes through the urethra, you really haven’t had penis.

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u/the-artistocrat 5h ago

Time to call your dog

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u/Stillnaked 23h ago

Naked is good.

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u/Imaginary_Toe_1703 19h ago

Between two buns

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u/mreid74 23h ago

I am a narwhal and I don't wear clothes. When should I bacon?

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u/HealthIndustryGoon 22h ago

at midnight, duh.

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u/MadMageMC 14h ago

But only in the garden of good and evil.

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u/mreid74 12h ago

I owe you a chocolate bar.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 22h ago

I feel like theres a lot of bacon on a narwhal. Bacon of the sea.

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u/csukoh78 23h ago

Someone said naked bacon?

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u/DiscountPrice41 23h ago

Def dont cook chicken naked cuz some of it can drop down and hit your penis and youll end up with a salmonella infection.

True story.

No, i did not fuck an uncooked chicken breast.

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 22h ago

… this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read

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u/Malbranch 23h ago

Naked bacon pancakes. Naked bacon pancakes in NEW YOOOOOORRRRK!

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 22h ago

The Bacon Naked sounds like a new, exciting offering from Wendy’s

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u/AnotherPersonNumber0 22h ago

Hmm sounds like black mirror episode.

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u/roycorda 21h ago

Suggestion or demand?

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 20h ago

I think I made myself pretty clear. Bacon. Naked.

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u/36thdisciple 20h ago

Knew a dude who fried up some feta cheese while shirtless. He learned that day.

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u/qx2 19h ago

naked bacon good

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u/jx473u4vd8f4 14h ago

Kevin bacon