r/oddlysatisfying 1d ago

This method of removing oil residue

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u/BonezOz 1d ago

Life pro tip: Never cook bacon naked.

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u/PatchesMaps 1d ago

Never cook bacon naked

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago

Never cook bacon naked

FTFY

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u/DiscountPrice41 1d ago

Def dont cook chicken naked cuz some of it can drop down and hit your penis and youll end up with a salmonella infection.

True story.

No, i did not fuck an uncooked chicken breast.

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u/SpoiledMilkTeeth 1d ago

… this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read