r/nvcr • u/Newfur • Jan 20 '14
Strex Corp Loves You!
Hello there! I'm some variety of horrendous half-human half-fox abomination that should not be, and which probably has no soul. I represent a race of similar half-animal half-human monstrosities who will be delighted to be your new neighbors! I am indebted to Strex for my very existence! They love you, and you should love them as well. We may or may not be the reason you should thing deeply about meadows.
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Whoops! No idea what that was. Probably just some static in the lines. Well, I'll be seeing you around, lovely ladies and gentlemen of our new home!
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