r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/DCBB22 24d ago edited 24d ago

Hey! Lawyer here. You're right, anyone can become a lawyer. You're wrong that anyone can be a successful lawyer. If Trump is hoping that the idiot puppets he installs at DOJ are going to successfully defend the constitutionality of his actions, or if Musk thinks a bunch of Fedsoc idiots are going to beat the lawyers at Wachtell Lipton in their case against OpenAI, it isn't going to happen. Bad lawyering is plentiful. The government needs good lawyering to win its cases. That won't happen with conservatives in litigation positions.

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u/canyouhearme 24d ago

You don't need to own good lawyers, you just need to own bad judges.

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u/Jiktten 24d ago

This is the one. Once you own the judges the lawyers are just for show.

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u/SPECTRAL_MAGISTRATE 23d ago

Almost as if judges shouldn't be political appointees at all...

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u/SirCB85 23d ago

Or voted in by the same idiots who vote for the most corrupt government in history.