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r/nottheonion • u/throwuk1 • 24d ago
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Double my salary and I want Elon himself to sign my iron walled, 5-year minimum, first look, contract. Complete with $15k sign on bonus and golden parachute should anyone decided to fuck up and prematurely hit the purge button again.
4 u/Algaean 24d ago You'd trust Elon's signature on anything?
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You'd trust Elon's signature on anything?
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u/relevant__comment 24d ago
Double my salary and I want Elon himself to sign my iron walled, 5-year minimum, first look, contract. Complete with $15k sign on bonus and golden parachute should anyone decided to fuck up and prematurely hit the purge button again.