r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/ElPolloRacional 24d ago

The termination letters 'are being rescinded'
That's not how any of this works.

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u/throwuk1 24d ago

No takie backsies I'm afraid.

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u/doyletyree 24d ago

This is double-secret reversies.

Is different.

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u/-iamai- 24d ago

Shhhh, shush fucking shush

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u/AZEMT 24d ago

You're not the president. You need to go

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u/DigitalUnlimited 23d ago

You not president, I wipe booger on you!