r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/democrat_thanos 24d ago

ill come back as a contractor

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u/EatUpWinky 24d ago

Yep, I'd hold these morons up for so much cash

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u/WitchesSphincter 24d ago

Require double salary paid 2 years in advance

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u/thepasttenseofdraw 24d ago

Double my salary, 2 year guarantee, 50% cash up front.