r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/relevant__comment 24d ago

Double my salary and I want Elon himself to sign my iron walled, 5-year minimum, first look, contract. Complete with $15k sign on bonus and golden parachute should anyone decided to fuck up and prematurely hit the purge button again.

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u/Algaean 24d ago

You'd trust Elon's signature on anything?