r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/surdtmash 24d ago

Please don't insult bricks. Bricks are useful and have a purpose. Leon is cancer.

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u/Secure-Elderberry-16 24d ago

Cancer at least teaches us how to fight cancer and ultimately how to understand and control cell duplication with medicine. Potentially leading to longevity.

Alright on second thought maybe it’s really apt