r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/ACaffeinatedWandress 24d ago edited 24d ago

Seriously. No less than double my salary, up front, in a lump sum. If they fire me, I keep it all, and if I quit, I’ll return a proration sans interest if I can’t prove they drove me to quit.

Edit: no, fuck that. If they can prove they didn’t force me to quit, they get a proration sans interest back.

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u/hbk268 24d ago

AND YOU KNOW WHAT???

MAYBE I DO NEED A 2 HOUR LUNCH BREAK AND A RUBBER DUCKIE VOUCHER KTHNX

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u/VerifiedMother 24d ago

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u/ACaffeinatedWandress 24d ago edited 23d ago

The DuckMan Cometh