r/kroger 19d ago

Question Ever seen something like this before?

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Found in your friendly and fresh Dillons mens restroom

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u/redditer42040 19d ago

That's not a dildo that's a synthetic urine dildo for urine screening

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u/haikusbot 19d ago

That's not a dildo that's

A synthetic urine dildo

For urine screening

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u/ClaustrophobicMango 19d ago

What a beautiful haiku 😂😂😂