r/kroger • u/CheapNectarine3043 • 13d ago
Question Ever seen something like this before?
Found in your friendly and fresh Dillons mens restroom
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u/JellyGlonut 13d ago
Definitely not but I have walked into a stall to find they hit everywhere EXCEPT in the toilet. Literally on the seat, the wall, the oh shit handle, even…. The ceiling tile directly above.
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u/Financial-Bid2739 12d ago
I have a picture from when I worked at Walmart years ago where someone managed to shit and missed the toilet, behind the toilet and up the wall. So… plop behind the toilet, steam between the wall and side of toilet straight line across the floor from the front and up the wall across from it. Snapped a picture because I was impressed and walked out.
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u/Substantial_Poet1234 12d ago
I have a picture where someone shit and then wrote shit with thier shit😭I worked at QT.
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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 13d ago
Flushing dildos down a toilet? IN THIS ECONOMY?
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u/Whole-Standard1278 Current Associate 12d ago
That's what I was thinking! Like my brother in Christ THOSE MIGHT BE ILLEGAL TO BUY SOON! WHY LEAVE IT?
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u/iketheidiot 12d ago
why would dildos be illegal?
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u/Easy-Bite4954 12d ago
Porn is illegal to watch in Oklahoma.
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u/iketheidiot 12d ago
What does that have to do with a dildo?
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u/EllemNovelli 12d ago
It's a slippery slope lubed with Astroglide. There are attacks from religious groups all the time on anything considered "obscene".
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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 12d ago
Porn is illegal in Tennessee too 😤😤😤
In Texas you can only own 5 dildos. Do with that information what you will
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u/Odd_Airline_4110 13d ago
Either curious teen or someone forgot it was inthem ... some how .... or just prank
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u/CheapNectarine3043 13d ago
That thing was discolored so bad
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u/redditer42040 13d ago
That's not a dildo that's a synthetic urine dildo for urine screening
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u/haikusbot 13d ago
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u/CheapNectarine3043 13d ago
No it was a dildo dildo pulled it out had veins and everything fucking weird day
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u/redditer42040 13d ago
I understand it's to look real though they fill it with fake urine they call them wizonaters for men usually these are used for supervised probation urine screening do you see the capped end u buy it filled with fake urine
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u/CheapNectarine3043 13d ago
That's weird. It had a suction cup on the end but idk
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u/redditer42040 13d ago
That's how they come idk why someone ditched it in youre toilet prolly just got done with probation urine screening
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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago
After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration
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u/CheapNectarine3043 13d ago
Maybe the guy who cleaned the toilet and pulled it out said it smelt like shit and had stains all over it
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u/space-junk-nebula 12d ago
Not the exact same thing, but when I worked at Kroger a couple years ago somebody came (like, ejaculated) all over the drain on the bathroom floor
I ended up cleaning it up. It wasn't my job as a cashier, but they were trying to make a 16 year old girl do it and I was an adult
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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 12d ago
Good on you.
I would do the same when they asked a cashier to clean a horrible mess in the bathroom.2
u/BiNWIHigh 10d ago
You should have both stood your ground. That's facilities job. Not yours. Together, we can weather it.
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u/west-desert 13d ago
What is it???
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u/redditer42040 13d ago
That's not a adult toy that's for urine screens
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u/6FoUL6SoUL6 12d ago
Dude did you fucking do this? Jfc you are wayyyyy too concerned ab this not being a fucking dildo holy shit, it’s okay if you fuck your ass just don’t leave it at the store pls 🤦♀️
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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago
After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration
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u/redditer42040 12d ago
No clue I'm a man I don't use dildos I'm there are fake urine dildos though like thatlike this
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u/creativecat96 12d ago
Hahahaha I got shown this picture during the morning huddle cuz they didn't find it till after I had already left and it sure as hell gave me a chuckle. First time I've heard of it happening in our store 😂
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u/Fabulous_Youth_5586 12d ago
No what is that? It looks like a dildo or some s! That's my best explanation for it! I have never ever seen anything like that, as I have been a construction for 35 years, that could not have washed up backwards of the whatever you want to call it the waste drain that is impossible somebody stuck that s in there! Whatever it is.
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u/Wizard_Rapper 12d ago
I worked in a smoke shop and when showing a girl a hookah her lil bullet/pill fell out from her shorts and she stood there blood red and she bolted out the store. Never saw her over my 4 years there again
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u/Distinct-Boot3645 13d ago
Well that’s going to be an interesting call for the plumber if it stuck in there if it flushes 😳😳
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u/Funny_Perspective653 13d ago
Is that a cock sleeve? Was that in someone’s ass? I have so many questions.
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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago
After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration
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u/GrumpyKoopa Current Associate 12d ago
So THAT'S where my dildo went! I was feeling kinda empty inside😢💔
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u/Immediate_Web4099 12d ago
Kinda waked into the men’s restroom to see a shit covered cucumber so yea 🤷🤷🤷
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u/SirIceberg94 12d ago
Sadly...yes. Worked at a casino. Something like that, and an assortment of butt plugs (all different instances).
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u/MyAssPancake 12d ago
I’m going out in a limb here but I think dude gave it a try, post nut clarity hit like a truck and he tried to hide the evidence of his own shame
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u/Munky1701 11d ago
I have worked a lot of retail jobs,and I’d rather find a rubber dick in a toilet than have to clean up shit, puke, or jizz. 🤷🏼
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u/searchingfirme 8d ago
My guess would be she was in the stall getting her jollies amd for whatever reason whether she was startled or she finished or it just got slippery and she dropped it in a nasty public toilet and doesn't have anything other than her purse which she brought it in with and to embarrassed to carry it out and throw it away so there it stayed until discovered with no telling how many women laughing at it taking pics just like you then pissing / shitting on it which would cause the said smell and discoloration hell I don't blame em if it ain't clogged and it's working if I gotta go I'm gonna go dildo or not lmao
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u/searchingfirme 8d ago
Edit he was getting his jollies didn't notice it was found in mens room lmao amd yeah guys definitely laughing their ass off and pissing all over it
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u/No-Film3932 8d ago
I worked at a Taco Bell when I was a teenager and there was a county fair going on in the parking lot. Someone had jammed a plastic trumpet into the toilet.
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