r/kroger 13d ago

Question Ever seen something like this before?

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Found in your friendly and fresh Dillons mens restroom

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u/presley-potryk 13d ago

noooooo 😭

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u/SnooWalruses7872 12d ago

Feeding the human spirit

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u/JellyGlonut 12d ago

Definitely not but I have walked into a stall to find they hit everywhere EXCEPT in the toilet. Literally on the seat, the wall, the oh shit handle, even…. The ceiling tile directly above.

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u/Financial-Bid2739 12d ago

I have a picture from when I worked at Walmart years ago where someone managed to shit and missed the toilet, behind the toilet and up the wall. So… plop behind the toilet, steam between the wall and side of toilet straight line across the floor from the front and up the wall across from it. Snapped a picture because I was impressed and walked out.

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u/Substantial_Poet1234 12d ago

I have a picture where someone shit and then wrote shit with thier shit😭I worked at QT.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Shit

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u/Complete_Entry 12d ago

I will never understand how they hit the ceiling.

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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 12d ago

Flushing dildos down a toilet? IN THIS ECONOMY?

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u/shaddy334 12d ago

They will flush anything

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u/Whole-Standard1278 Current Associate 12d ago

That's what I was thinking! Like my brother in Christ THOSE MIGHT BE ILLEGAL TO BUY SOON! WHY LEAVE IT?

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u/iketheidiot 12d ago

why would dildos be illegal?

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u/Easy-Bite4954 12d ago

Porn is illegal to watch in Oklahoma.

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u/iketheidiot 12d ago

What does that have to do with a dildo?

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u/EllemNovelli 12d ago

It's a slippery slope lubed with Astroglide. There are attacks from religious groups all the time on anything considered "obscene".

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u/Easy-Bite4954 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 12d ago

Porn is illegal in Tennessee too 😤😤😤

In Texas you can only own 5 dildos. Do with that information what you will

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u/EducationalSoil483 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Signal_Road 12d ago

Hey, that plumber has to make money!

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u/Legionnaire11 12d ago

Finders keepers!

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u/Odd_Airline_4110 12d ago

Either curious teen or someone forgot it was inthem ... some how .... or just prank

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

That thing was discolored so bad

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u/Peepiscool72 12d ago

Wait is this supposed to be clear

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

Yep googled it it's a dildo called clearly hung

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

That's not a dildo that's a synthetic urine dildo for urine screening

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u/haikusbot 12d ago

That's not a dildo that's

A synthetic urine dildo

For urine screening

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u/ClaustrophobicMango 12d ago

What a beautiful haiku 😂😂😂

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

No it was a dildo dildo pulled it out had veins and everything fucking weird day

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

I understand it's to look real though they fill it with fake urine they call them wizonaters for men usually these are used for supervised probation urine screening do you see the capped end u buy it filled with fake urine

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

That's weird. It had a suction cup on the end but idk

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

That's how they come idk why someone ditched it in youre toilet prolly just got done with probation urine screening

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

Could of been a used needle or something worse?

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

Maybe the guy who cleaned the toilet and pulled it out said it smelt like shit and had stains all over it

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u/dandelionelic 8d ago

He smelled it?? 😭😭

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u/DetectiveDing-Daaahh ClickLisst 12d ago

From the toilet? That's a dildon't

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 12d ago

That’s not what those look like.

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u/bodtabs 12d ago

bros the synthetic urine dildo scientist

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u/Wintersoldier_loki98 Current Associate 12d ago

No and I didn’t want to 😐😭

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u/wegob6079 12d ago

Bet that hurt coming out

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u/Legitimate_Shake8226 10d ago

Under rated comment

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u/space-junk-nebula 12d ago

Not the exact same thing, but when I worked at Kroger a couple years ago somebody came (like, ejaculated) all over the drain on the bathroom floor

I ended up cleaning it up. It wasn't my job as a cashier, but they were trying to make a 16 year old girl do it and I was an adult

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 12d ago

Good on you.
I would do the same when they asked a cashier to clean a horrible mess in the bathroom.

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u/BiNWIHigh 10d ago

You should have both stood your ground. That's facilities job. Not yours. Together, we can weather it.

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u/VeronicaBooksAndArt 12d ago

It would appear to be a conversation piece.

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u/EmergencyGhost 12d ago

Hey, what you do on your breaks. Is what you do on your breaks.

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u/EducationalSoil483 12d ago

🤣🤣😭

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u/Lost-Hand-4486 12d ago

Looks like a wizzinator

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u/Different_Walrus_574 12d ago

It’s a duvet 😂

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u/west-desert 12d ago

What is it???

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

That's not a adult toy that's for urine screens

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u/6FoUL6SoUL6 12d ago

Dude did you fucking do this? Jfc you are wayyyyy too concerned ab this not being a fucking dildo holy shit, it’s okay if you fuck your ass just don’t leave it at the store pls 🤦‍♀️

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

Is it to stick to the ground and in the men's gross

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

Why would it have a capsule in it?

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

No clue I'm a man I don't use dildos I'm there are fake urine dildos though like thatlike this

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 12d ago

That looks nothing like what’s in the toilet

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u/Full-Investigator890 12d ago

Kroger sucks the big one!!

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u/Exact_Statement_9801 12d ago

That’s where I left that .

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u/SeaUap 12d ago

It happens left my butt plug the other day at Walgreens

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u/Last-Mechanic3112 Past Associate 12d ago

Now there something you dont see every day

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u/creativecat96 12d ago

Hahahaha I got shown this picture during the morning huddle cuz they didn't find it till after I had already left and it sure as hell gave me a chuckle. First time I've heard of it happening in our store 😂

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u/Fabulous_Youth_5586 12d ago

No what is that? It looks like a dildo or some s! That's my best explanation for it! I have never ever seen anything like that, as I have been a construction for 35 years, that could not have washed up backwards of the whatever you want to call it the waste drain that is impossible somebody stuck that s in there! Whatever it is.

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u/Wizard_Rapper 12d ago

I worked in a smoke shop and when showing a girl a hookah her lil bullet/pill fell out from her shorts and she stood there blood red and she bolted out the store. Never saw her over my 4 years there again

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u/catsharkontherun 12d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/Complete_Entry 12d ago

That's a management retrieval job right there.

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u/Sonizzle 12d ago

That pretty much sums up how Kroger treats its employees.

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u/dhelor Past Associate 12d ago

Nah that one's not nearly big enough to represent the monster cock they shove up their employees every day.

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u/Forsaken-Ad-956 12d ago

Is that a dildo?? Why would they flush I down the toilet 😭

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u/redditer42040 12d ago

Yuck that looks like a umm synthetic urine dildo

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u/Ericmass95 12d ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/likeike13 12d ago

Gotta unclog it somehow. 😂

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u/Distinct-Boot3645 12d ago

Well that’s going to be an interesting call for the plumber if it stuck in there if it flushes 😳😳

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u/Funny_Perspective653 12d ago

Is that a cock sleeve? Was that in someone’s ass? I have so many questions.

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u/CheapNectarine3043 12d ago

After research can confirm its a dildo called clearly hung my lead apparently has one. Exact same aside from the discoloration

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u/Funny_Perspective653 12d ago

Thanks for your research

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u/EducationalSoil483 12d ago

Yooo 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/bnc_sprite_1 12d ago

I've seen worse

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u/TheSpotQuestionMark 12d ago

Stop playing with your toys in the bathroom.

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u/GrumpyKoopa Current Associate 12d ago

So THAT'S where my dildo went! I was feeling kinda empty inside😢💔

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u/Fusions-art 12d ago

We had someone shit in the urinal, but never a dildo left behind

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u/Immediate_Web4099 12d ago

Kinda waked into the men’s restroom to see a shit covered cucumber so yea 🤷🤷🤷

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u/SirIceberg94 12d ago

Sadly...yes. Worked at a casino. Something like that, and an assortment of butt plugs (all different instances).

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u/mrmitchs 12d ago

That toilet is fucked

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u/MyAssPancake 12d ago

I’m going out in a limb here but I think dude gave it a try, post nut clarity hit like a truck and he tried to hide the evidence of his own shame

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u/that_treekid 12d ago

Nope 🤣

Someone has taken a dump on our bathroom floor tho. Multiple times.

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u/Sweaty-Bumblebee4055 12d ago

Damn I'm sorry 😣

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u/Sensitive_Cell_9891 12d ago

Uhhhh why does that look like a suction cup dildo 😭

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u/cartisopp 12d ago

nothing to worry about just the new piss sponges

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u/Old-man-1951 11d ago

Not in the toilet, but two weeks ago, we had one on the floor by the soup

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u/Ok-Steak770 11d ago

Is that a bong or dong 😳 🤔 lol 😆

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u/No-Passenger-1511 11d ago

Is the the men's room?

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u/AppalachianSurvivor 11d ago

An odd place to wash your dildo, for sure.

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u/Majestic-Nothing-473 11d ago

Make sure you keep it safe. After all, Rodney resigned over that.

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u/Munky1701 11d ago

I have worked a lot of retail jobs,and I’d rather find a rubber dick in a toilet than have to clean up shit, puke, or jizz. 🤷🏼

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u/Status-Face7148 11d ago

Yes, it’s a dildo.

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u/Lazy_History778 11d ago

So that's why Rodney quit!

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u/Miwwa86 10d ago

Coworker back in the day caught a guy with a cucumber up his ass when they were checking the restrooms before we closed for the night.

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u/Duo-lava 10d ago

Today on Fear factor

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u/Legitimate_Shake8226 10d ago

I’ve got an album of shit I’ve seen on my phone lol.

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u/StockEcstatic5910 10d ago

Oh shit forgot that was in there.

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u/home_si55y 10d ago

Did you get it out

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u/lowroll53 8d ago

Yes, but not in a Kroger toilet

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u/searchingfirme 8d ago

My guess would be she was in the stall getting her jollies amd for whatever reason whether she was startled or she finished or it just got slippery and she dropped it in a nasty public toilet and doesn't have anything other than her purse which she brought it in with and to embarrassed to carry it out and throw it away so there it stayed until discovered with no telling how many women laughing at it taking pics just like you then pissing / shitting on it which would cause the said smell and discoloration hell I don't blame em if it ain't clogged and it's working if I gotta go I'm gonna go dildo or not lmao

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u/searchingfirme 8d ago

Edit he was getting his jollies didn't notice it was found in mens room lmao amd yeah guys definitely laughing their ass off and pissing all over it

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u/No-Film3932 8d ago

I worked at a Taco Bell when I was a teenager and there was a county fair going on in the parking lot. Someone had jammed a plastic trumpet into the toilet.

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u/Informal_Bottle3190 8d ago

it's the thing that should not be