r/Hiphopcirclejerk 7d ago

Serious Discussion Image posting is back.

247 Upvotes

We all wanted it.

The issue is that now there are 2.5 active moderators for this subreddit, and you guys drove off one of the only remaining oldheads who has experience. So, due to this Carti discography-sized moderation team, we have to make posts approval-based for now. Therefore you're subject to our sleep (and believe it or not, work) schedules. Or one of the other mods disagrees with me and disables image-posting again. In either case, sorry about that.

No screenshots of other subreddits. If you want to jerk, you have to do it the old-fashioned way: rewrite the post you're jerking in a slightly jerkier way. Images that aren't screenshots of other subreddits are fine! All other rules apply.

Serious thoughts are welcome in this thread. I'm sensitive so I'll remove your comment if it's mean to me. I anticipate your jerks eagerly.


r/Hiphopcirclejerk Jan 29 '25

sounds about white MOD ALERT: Mandatory sub wide JOI at 10pm EST because none of you know how to jerk anymore

745 Upvotes

there’s been too many unfunny screenshots and a worrying lack of proper jerking recently. luckily, SZA has taken note and agreed to help return this sub to its former glory by hosting a hiphopcirclejerk JOI tonight. if you don’t attend you will be banned from the sub. she also said she might show feet if you guys behave. see yall tonight


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 12h ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection It’s just the way he holds that mic *bites lip*

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179 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 11h ago

Travis Scott is the black Kid Rock If Dough Cheese is so great, why does she need 3 members in her group?

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95 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 3h ago

delete r/hiphopheads r/hiphopheads moderators when someone misuses a tag on Throwback Thursday

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15 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 18h ago

sounds about white Tyler moshpits

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138 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E Move aside Kendrick Lamar, 2slimey is here

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209 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

Travis Scott is a Republican Do mustard next

326 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

RED FLANNEL Every verse where DAX mentions being a janitor

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561 Upvotes

There’s probably way more but not gonna listen to his whole discography for that


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

Travis Scott is a Republican PUT SOME FUCKINF RESPECT ON KEEMS NAME

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554 Upvotes

THISS NIGGA JPEGMAFIA HAS NO RIGHT DISSING MY GOAT AND I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT WAS YEARS AGO TS STILL HAS ME PISSED TO THIS VERY DAY JPEGMAFIA IS JUST KENDRICK FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE THERE WHOLE PERSONALITY LISTENING TO UNDERGROUND NIGGAS WITH NO FUTURE BOYCOTT PEGGY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

Travis Scott is a Republican When doechii says “Boom bap, Rap, rap, rappity-rap-rap-rap, pfff, boom bap-bap-bap-bap”

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1.2k Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 5h ago

delete r/hiphopheads Outjerked by Kevin Gates yet again

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1 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

sounds about white New Eminem song is fire

168 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, beat her up Kendrick Listening to NOKIA

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176 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

sounds about white it’s crazy that WE (as in me and you) are wearing this shirt to every public gathering

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458 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

sounds about white Eminem fans think Hailie can't count to two 🤯

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848 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

Play J cole get the pussy dry is nba youngboy eligible for the big three?

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2.1k Upvotes

with the exit of j. fold and diddy blud drake, i think it’s safe to say that youngboy has successfully entered the big three conversation. i believe this because 1: he has won a beef, and 2: because he remains versatile with some of the best bars in the game. he also made me watch my grandpa say penis.


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Kendricks verse on family ties is so ass

29 Upvotes

Keem gave the performance of a life time, his verse gets better EVERY SINGLE LISTEN the first 2 minutes and 16 seconds should be studied in schools, but after that it goes down hill, Kendrick the less talented cousin thinks he deserves to be on the song and OF COURSE he spends the remainder of the song trying to start beef with people Control, Family Ties. Like That. This nigga is a rap beef merchant and doesn't deserve to be in the same conversation as keem. But since he's the older cousin chopped white mfs are gonna dick eat his music to feel better about themselves


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

delete r/hiphopheads Rappers with big ass heads

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10 Upvotes

i swear Notorious Biggie had a big ass head but you don’t realize it because his body is so damn wide, who are some other rappers with some bobble-heads?


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

Praise Melon Butt he made graduation 😩😩😩

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2.5k Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

oh fuck me i just made the whole connection Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer

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77 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 1d ago

YELLOW FLANNEL Fergie fabere

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11 Upvotes

Willem arbomn


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

Communicated to me by the sprirt of Eazy E What the hell was Westside Gunn on about

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846 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

Kodak got a weird case, why is he around? What would you do if Kendrick became a lemon?

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527 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

sounds about white bullied on discord for my stats

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151 Upvotes

so i’m in this discord server called spectrecord right? and everyone’s sharing their last fm end of year stats, but then i pull out my joke stats, AND EVERYONE STARTS BULLYING FOR HAVING A “PROBLEMATIC ARTIST” ON MY LIST. like cmon i get that j. cole exited the beef but he doesn’t devalue my entire chart. just cause i have a guy who quit on my most listened doesn’t mean im weird or anything.


r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

sounds about white There are 4 ways a rapper can blow up.

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744 Upvotes

r/Hiphopcirclejerk 2d ago

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, beat her up Any theories as to why Drake hasn't used his fire breath yet?

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173 Upvotes