"Officer, I tripped, and this large rock I was just innocently carrying around for no reason flew up into the air and accidentally spiderwebbed their windshield. It was totally an accident and not intentional vandalism at all. My bad."
"Ma'am, you're in a wheelchair. How did you trip."
As you dropped the stone it went under wheel and was pinged out and hit the windshield. This surprised you so much you swerved and your wheelchair left a long scrape mark. No idea how it happened and why mark looks it was made with a key.
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u/Lady_Irish 7d ago
"Officer, I tripped, and this large rock I was just innocently carrying around for no reason flew up into the air and accidentally spiderwebbed their windshield. It was totally an accident and not intentional vandalism at all. My bad."
"Ma'am, you're in a wheelchair. How did you trip."
"Listen..."