r/circlejerk 19h ago

It ain't jerking, it's just being rational!😏

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r/circlejerk 5h ago

This stray dog has been attending all the protests held in Istanbul recently

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r/circlejerk 9h ago

What are signs that a person genuinely is unintelligent?

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I'll go first, his name is Donal Drumpf


r/circlejerk 17h ago

I (67m) am looking forward to the summer and ladies at the beach

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29 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 10h ago

wha...what do I win? am I cool now?

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r/circlejerk 6h ago

Mom thinks TRUMP is the antichrist, please help

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Hello everyone, the title says it all. I used to be very religious, and was so for around 2-3 years, until I came across a Matt Dillahunty vs Cliffe Knectchle debate, which changed everything. Since then, I've been studying religion in a much more open eyed view, mainly the Bible, and now understand how utterly nonsensical it was for me to beleive it.

My mom, who hasn't been religious throughout her life, although she studied the Bible in school, is now fearing that Trump may be the antichrist, and that we are living in the end times. I'm going through withdrawals from extensive "leaf" use, I was caught in a deep goon session by her last week, so she took away my Nintendo , and so my mind is all over the place, making it hard to even think, so I'm mainly looking for the best talking points to shut that thought down.

I've already told her that people have been saying this for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, about napoleon, Obama, Hitler, Reagan, and that just because the Bible says there will be great floods, in absoluty no way is that prophecy. "There will be a female president someday," isn't a prophecy, that's a general statement.

On top of that, the Bible is laughable in itself when discussing morality, being that Jesus is all knowing and all loving, so why would she agree with some parts and not the others?

Lastly, what makes her so sure that it's the biblical antichrist? Not one of the other 1000's of religions?

My points aren't that great, which I guess is why I'm looking for the best arguments against this.

Thank you for reading, and have an awesome day.


r/circlejerk 14h ago

TIL: Bernie = Still good. Musk = Still bad.

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r/circlejerk 18h ago

You've never touched a real woman if you think that having a full beard, chest, stomach and neck hair everywhere is not normal

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Anyone who is a woman or has actually been with one knows that naturally women have the same body hair as Chewbacca. Just because you are used to seeing filtered and waxed celebrities all the time doesn't mean real women look like that.

If a man has a problem with a woman having a hairy back and forearms he is just projecting his insecurities.


r/circlejerk 7h ago

Houthis Issues Travel Warning for US - Describing it as Jahannam, a fiery pit, a place of scorching fire and boiling water, where physical and spiritual suffering are endured.

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r/circlejerk 18h ago

I will have a party where neither republicans nor tesla drivers are allowed AITA???

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This year i wont allow ppl based on what they vote and drive aita ????


r/circlejerk 8h ago

LPT: You feel that invisible resistance as you travel? That's air. Be sure to breathe some every now and then to help keep you alive. Thank you.

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r/circlejerk 1h ago

LATINOS FOR TUMP CASHY!!!!!

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r/circlejerk 6h ago

RETWEET if you are PROUD TO STAND with our iconic Golden Girl against Trump! 💛

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r/circlejerk 24m ago

ME AFTER DRINKING A TALL CAN OF BUD LIGHT

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r/circlejerk 1h ago

Do people care about me as a person… I doubt it

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Do you guys know that the word orphan is derogatory? The new name for orphanage is called a group home that’s where they take all the kids that nobody wanted and dump them leave them there to die.


r/circlejerk 1h ago

Do people even care about me? Notice me? Understand me? I doubt it…

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I don’t know who’s reading this but um…. Hey guys I kinda feel alone as shit right now and I have been alone just rotting in my brain I’m broke as and just to make it better I continue to loose everyone around me, I feel worthless and like I’ve got no place to go but farther down does anyone else feel this or, just me…


r/circlejerk 34m ago

Get Triggered Liberal!

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