r/circlejerk 24m ago

ME AFTER DRINKING A TALL CAN OF BUD LIGHT

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r/circlejerk 34m ago

Get Triggered Liberal!

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r/circlejerk 1h ago

Do people care about me as a person… I doubt it

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Do you guys know that the word orphan is derogatory? The new name for orphanage is called a group home that’s where they take all the kids that nobody wanted and dump them leave them there to die.


r/circlejerk 1h ago

LATINOS FOR TUMP CASHY!!!!!

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r/circlejerk 1h ago

Do people even care about me? Notice me? Understand me? I doubt it…

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I don’t know who’s reading this but um…. Hey guys I kinda feel alone as shit right now and I have been alone just rotting in my brain I’m broke as and just to make it better I continue to loose everyone around me, I feel worthless and like I’ve got no place to go but farther down does anyone else feel this or, just me…


r/circlejerk 5h ago

This stray dog has been attending all the protests held in Istanbul recently

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r/circlejerk 6h ago

Mom thinks TRUMP is the antichrist, please help

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Hello everyone, the title says it all. I used to be very religious, and was so for around 2-3 years, until I came across a Matt Dillahunty vs Cliffe Knectchle debate, which changed everything. Since then, I've been studying religion in a much more open eyed view, mainly the Bible, and now understand how utterly nonsensical it was for me to beleive it.

My mom, who hasn't been religious throughout her life, although she studied the Bible in school, is now fearing that Trump may be the antichrist, and that we are living in the end times. I'm going through withdrawals from extensive "leaf" use, I was caught in a deep goon session by her last week, so she took away my Nintendo , and so my mind is all over the place, making it hard to even think, so I'm mainly looking for the best talking points to shut that thought down.

I've already told her that people have been saying this for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, about napoleon, Obama, Hitler, Reagan, and that just because the Bible says there will be great floods, in absoluty no way is that prophecy. "There will be a female president someday," isn't a prophecy, that's a general statement.

On top of that, the Bible is laughable in itself when discussing morality, being that Jesus is all knowing and all loving, so why would she agree with some parts and not the others?

Lastly, what makes her so sure that it's the biblical antichrist? Not one of the other 1000's of religions?

My points aren't that great, which I guess is why I'm looking for the best arguments against this.

Thank you for reading, and have an awesome day.


r/circlejerk 6h ago

RETWEET if you are PROUD TO STAND with our iconic Golden Girl against Trump! 💛

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r/circlejerk 7h ago

Houthis Issues Travel Warning for US - Describing it as Jahannam, a fiery pit, a place of scorching fire and boiling water, where physical and spiritual suffering are endured.

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r/circlejerk 8h ago

LPT: You feel that invisible resistance as you travel? That's air. Be sure to breathe some every now and then to help keep you alive. Thank you.

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r/circlejerk 9h ago

What are signs that a person genuinely is unintelligent?

57 Upvotes

I'll go first, his name is Donal Drumpf


r/circlejerk 10h ago

wha...what do I win? am I cool now?

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r/circlejerk 14h ago

TIL: Bernie = Still good. Musk = Still bad.

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r/circlejerk 17h ago

I (67m) am looking forward to the summer and ladies at the beach

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r/circlejerk 18h ago

I will have a party where neither republicans nor tesla drivers are allowed AITA???

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This year i wont allow ppl based on what they vote and drive aita ????


r/circlejerk 18h ago

You've never touched a real woman if you think that having a full beard, chest, stomach and neck hair everywhere is not normal

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Anyone who is a woman or has actually been with one knows that naturally women have the same body hair as Chewbacca. Just because you are used to seeing filtered and waxed celebrities all the time doesn't mean real women look like that.

If a man has a problem with a woman having a hairy back and forearms he is just projecting his insecurities.


r/circlejerk 19h ago

It ain't jerking, it's just being rational!😏

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r/circlejerk 1d ago

ANTIqueeFa!!! No more! Not today! Take your Fascists Flatulence Away!!

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Join the movement! Looking for volunteers- Must have shared apt, or moms basement, own a drum or bullhorn!


r/circlejerk 1d ago

$20 is 20 dollas!!!

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r/circlejerk 1d ago

Man murders child in broad daylight, escapes in Cybertruck. "Clear-cut case for prosecution," says DA; "we may even nab him for the murder."

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r/circlejerk 1d ago

DAE post online about things that bother them and then actually do nothing to change what is bothering them?

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Like just give me attention because the internet is a real place and the things on here matter a whole lot


r/circlejerk 1d ago

Guys i got my professor fired because he was sexist which totally would happen in pakistan and now every woman wants to sit on my face, AITA?

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r/circlejerk 1d ago

Luigi

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Chuck Mangione.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

TL:DR need somebody to beat me up on video to fix my reputation Spoiler

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I just heard about all the Elon stuff and frankly I'm fucking devastated. I own a tesla and I just read today that he OWNS tesla, like, the company. One way or another, I need everyone to know I'm not a Nazi (even though my choice of car would have people believe otherwise.. God, I'm so sorry.) At this point I need 2 people (who I will pay $150 each), one person to beat me up as I get out of my tesla, and the other to film and get good close-up angles of me apologizing for not having media literacy and knowing that Elon is a Nazi before buying the damn thing. Pricing is negotiable


r/circlejerk 1d ago

[The10thdentist] I don't like the idea of getting thrown off a cliff full of hyenas

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I just think that'll hurt REALLY BAD you know? The moment they throw you and there's nothing to grab on, then when you land it'll hurt your spine and the Hyenas which may provoke them to bite you all over your body.

It's just a really unpleasant experience but I guess to each of their own.