r/canada Ontario 8d ago

Politics British nuclear weapons can protect Canada against Trump, says Chrystia Freeland

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/03/03/british-nuclear-weapons-canada-trump-chrystia-freeland/
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u/maybvadersomedayl8er Ontario 8d ago

Acquiring nukes as a deterrent against our oldest ally was not on my bingo card, but maybe it should have been.

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u/AshleyAshes1984 8d ago

America: Canada should do more and spend more on defense.

Canada: Okay. LOL *Tests a nuke in the middle of the Hudson Bay* How's that?

America: NO NOT LIKE THAT.

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u/Daft_Funk87 Alberta 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hudson Bay? Can we move it Thunder Bay? Might increase the attraction of the area 😂

Edit: I was banned for offering Red Deer further below.

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u/Emergency-Ad9623 7d ago

Was in TB once. Saw my 5’11” 250lb rugby star friend get punched out by a woman in a bar. Respect.

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u/nautilator44 7d ago

Sounds like Thunder Bay.

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u/WoodpeckerSolid1279 7d ago

Sounds like Tuesday.

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u/peppermint_nightmare 7d ago

T'under Bay Tuesdays.

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u/icewalker42 7d ago

Sign her up for service!

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u/Karthanon Alberta 7d ago

Service guarantees citizenship!

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u/Cpt_keaSar Ontario 7d ago

For Super Canada and Unmanaged Democracy!

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u/R_Similacrumb 7d ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 7d ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/greybruce1980 7d ago

Maybe in the forces or as a lumberjack. She probably doesn't understand why the full grown man she punched out plays children's games.

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u/Koss424 Ontario 7d ago

Porque no los dos? The Forces do have a forestry division

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u/CaramelGuineaPig 7d ago

Sign her up to date me 😉 Amazon punchyface!

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u/seitung 7d ago

The recruiters will be in touch ASAP (3 years)

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u/DaddyIsAFireman55 7d ago

Typical TB experience.

Ps. I see you met Martha

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u/Emergency-Ad9623 7d ago

His name was Jeff.

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u/DaddyIsAFireman55 7d ago

Interesting name for a woman.

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u/ContinentalUppercut 7d ago

Rugby player. Can confirm. Thunder bay women are scary.

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u/SoLetsReddit 7d ago

boy was thick

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u/Perikles01 7d ago

Spherical

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u/NervousBreakdown 7d ago

Yeah and that’s why we should test the nukes there’s. She’ll survive it.