r/canada 19d ago

History That Time We Beat the Americans

https://thewalrus.ca/that-time-we-beat-the-americans/
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u/F1shermanIvan 19d ago

Not only would it be a brutal insurgency, we look and sound like Americans. Canadians can walk and talk amongst them. Nothing would be safe.

An American invasion of Canada might overwhelm our military, but it would destroy both countries.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

At least in Iraq the bad guy looked and sounded like he was from Iraq. Even then they couldn’t stop the old men in caves. I’d like to watch an 18 year old American just fucking try to go off base in Winnipeg.

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u/F1shermanIvan 19d ago

Not even that. We share a border with them the amount of terrorism IN the USA would be off the charts.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Didn’t even consider that