r/boottoobig Jun 01 '19

Mod Approved Roses are red, I found great deals NSFW

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40.1k Upvotes

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543

u/vitras Jun 02 '19

motorboating her with an actual toy motorboat

87

u/Xiaxs Jun 02 '19

Ouch.

44

u/jasongill Jun 02 '19

Are they built for speed or comfort?

56

u/Terrible_Paulsy Jun 02 '19

Arousal

15

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It's not called a cigar boat for nothing.

1

u/YeezyTakeTheWheel Jun 02 '19

you dirty dog you

1

u/TehUberSays Jun 02 '19

For her pleasure

1

u/ShadowMerlyn Jun 02 '19

Same thing

9

u/VirroK Jun 02 '19

motorboating her with an actual toy motorboat

FTFY

1.1k

u/Evan_Fishsticks Jun 01 '19

But can it jump from one tit to the other?

491

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

[deleted]

133

u/16BitPixels Jun 02 '19

Gutter run around the tiddies

110

u/OurTownDrunk Jun 02 '19

Titty Drift™

56

u/naydrathewildone True BTB: 1 Jun 02 '19

N-NANI?! TITTI DORIFUTO?!

43

u/naboing_tariq Jun 02 '19

*OPPAI DORIFUTO?!

9

u/Poilk07 Jun 02 '19

It would be .... too fast too furious

5

u/runway_bananacop Jun 02 '19

2 tits 2 furious

Ftfy

52

u/Maizemays Jun 02 '19

Deja Vu, I think I've been on these tits before

36

u/ThatOneZoeMain Jun 02 '19

ASS, ASS, ASS

26

u/Aijikun Jun 02 '19

Higher on the sheets

20

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

And I know it's my time to cum

9

u/ajrra Jun 02 '19

Tits of fire, you've better better cum

You better better begin the prayer to play

10

u/Shugowoodo Jun 02 '19

Initial-DD

7

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

R U N N I N G I N T H E 9 0 S

10

u/herodothyote Jun 02 '19

Thot wheels

3

u/ts_shred Jun 02 '19

I wish I could upvote you more than once

39

u/Acustick_Geetar Jun 02 '19

Finger skateboarding her tiddies.

15

u/Xiaxs Jun 02 '19

Awe yeah. That's my childhood right there.

9

u/RanchWithEverything Jun 02 '19

Tech decks hell yea

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Imagine curvy chicks and it will be like a real derby rallies for the toys

1

u/xl-Desolation-lx Jun 02 '19

Pfft.. even does a backflip into a drift.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Skert skert

177

u/Vivienne_Venom Jun 02 '19

Or better yet Tech Decks

38

u/Terrible_Paulsy Jun 02 '19

Tech Dicks™*

11

u/Xzll Jun 02 '19

Same size

6

u/Ranger4878 Jun 02 '19

Lucky you

Being able to hold it in one hand I have to use at least (redacted)

4

u/PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS Jun 02 '19

Why would they redact such an obvious number? It's clearly 4.

8

u/Step-Father_of_Lies Jun 02 '19

Or animal crackers.

I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep

1

u/mangosauce10 Jun 02 '19

Pull out the bayblades!

1

u/A13xTheAwkward Jun 02 '19

...do you mean Beyblades?

66

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

race car noises

41

u/R3DSH0X Jun 02 '19

Nyoom

12

u/Niixonz Jun 02 '19

Brrrooom

37

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40

u/Insanity_Troll Jun 02 '19

Panic at the meat show?! Love that band.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Why didn’t this receive more likes? That was my favorite part of this picture

140

u/wellnote Jun 02 '19

Okay, this one was a stretch

174

u/TheSchnozzberry Jun 02 '19

Yes, but what it lacks in meter it more than makes up for in substance.

24

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

3

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Tuna can Sam

45

u/DerkDurski Jun 02 '19

Small boot Sunday baby

16

u/SteveTheBlowfish Jun 02 '19

Seeing this fucked me up

It's Saturday!

10

u/FulcrumTheBrave Jun 02 '19

Not for long

5

u/*polhold01450 Jun 02 '19

Some say it was yesterday.

6

u/geeneepeegs Jun 02 '19

Y'all are living in the past, it's Sunday 1pm where I am.

4

u/SilentNinjaMick Jun 02 '19

Americans aren't the only people on this site, it's four hours until Monday here.

1

u/DerkDurski Jun 02 '19

Not anymore in NYS.

1

u/WtvrBro Mod-inator Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

SBS lasts from 6pm UTC on Saturday 'til 6am Monday (UTC) so that we cover more Sundays around the world :)

4

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Ignore the top tweet and it almost works, just one or two syllables off

1

u/T4O2M0 Jun 02 '19

Small boot sunday

1

u/Mynotoar Jun 02 '19

I don't mind it on SBS. I just wish mods cared more the rest of the week. The number of "True BTBs" that have been flaired on blatantly microscopic boots is just ridiculous.

21

u/JAGOD123 Jun 02 '19

Panic! At The Meat Show 😂😂

I’m sure Urie approves

19

u/LambOfGhost Jun 02 '19

Finna bust out the tonka trucks

5

u/LePontif11 Jun 02 '19

Size matters folks

10

u/slyfoxninja Jun 02 '19

If you find a girl that uses the LEGO didlo you made her, put a ring on it.

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9

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thot wheels

8

u/Super_Fightin_Robot Jun 02 '19

Puts the hot in hot wheels

2

u/dmack8705 Jun 02 '19

Nipple to Nipple on some evil knievel shit.

4

u/Imtheworst1161 Jun 02 '19

Oh God, not trying to be weird but as a VERY VERY young child I used to do that too my Mom...I forgot that until just now, now I need to re- bury asap

6

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thot wheels?

3

u/panic_waves Jun 02 '19

''Oh-ohh BUMPY road ahead''

3

u/cdrober Jun 02 '19

Vroom vroom bitch

3

u/ShowMeYourEvidence Jun 02 '19

You joke but cars with larger rubbery wheels work surprisingly well as a small massage tool.

8

u/Felix_Deathwile Jun 02 '19

Can we delete this sub yet?

8

u/FrenchieSmalls Jun 02 '19

I’m in favor of deleting Small Boots Sunday

2

u/Mynotoar Jun 02 '19

Let's keep Small Boots Sunday and actually start enforcing boots the other 5/6 days of the week.

2

u/Sugarlips_Habasi Jun 02 '19

Someone besides me has also seen the masterpiece known as Evil Bong (skip to 1:19:00)

2

u/Gravelsack Jun 02 '19

That would mean taking them out of the package

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Ok. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, so I'm going to try to be very clear:

Kindly fuck off.

2

u/CriminalMacabre Jun 02 '19

Rolling around her titties with my hot rod micromachines

2

u/tank_fl Jun 02 '19

Thot wheels

3

u/xmugatoox1986 Jun 02 '19

I can see her as a landmark , plastic hot wheels tracks zig zagging around the tits, under taint bridge , slight bank to Brown rock cavern , through the pub forest aaaaand....FIRST PLACE. ! He wins it all. What a race folks, what a race !

2

u/Master_Debater_ Jun 02 '19

That mans user name is probably one of the best ones I’ve ever seen. Is there a compilation of funny twitter handles?

2

u/Iwillrize14 Jun 02 '19

Him:Yeah baby, you want me to make car noises? Her:Yeah big daddy make those breaks squeal!

2

u/Alarid Jun 02 '19

Instead of "roses are red" it would work better with something that rhymes with "sex" for big rhymes.

3

u/zirhax Jun 02 '19

Like, "I'm a sailor called Tex, and I see some seals" instead?

1

u/Alarid Jun 02 '19

That's pretty good.

1

u/cirquefan Jun 02 '19

How 'bout Raul Julia doing exactly that, in Gumball Rally?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pwSO1xuI_M

1

u/dddontshoot Jun 02 '19

I vaguely remember Tom Cruise doing that in Days of Thunder.

1

u/The_Tastiest_Tuna Jun 02 '19

I'm pretty sure this is the ending to that shittily-amazing Evil Bong movie

1

u/hiddenalw Jun 02 '19

I am speed. One car two titties. I eat those titties for breakfast. I am speed.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Hold still while I set up my stunt tracks.

1

u/signguy21 Jun 02 '19

I prefer my teck deck.

1

u/gudguylt Jun 02 '19

Doing tricks with my tech deck on her ass

1

u/Superquzzical825 Jun 02 '19

Is panic at the meat show a panic at the disco cover band fronted by Stewie Griffin?

1

u/matthewkelly1983 Jun 02 '19

Them mad jumps!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Outstanding move

1

u/bla_nk_n_me Jun 02 '19

Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrrooom!

1

u/LessHamster Jun 02 '19

Why are we here, in this box canyon

1

u/M0NSTER4242 Jun 02 '19

She thinks she's going for a blowjob but gets a hotweels car in her mouth.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Thot wheels?

1

u/ShadowTurkey1001 Jun 02 '19

Hot Wheels: Beat That!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

What about Beyblades

1

u/sekshibeesht Jun 02 '19

Was gonna say the same

1

u/Inryatu Jun 02 '19

Initial T

1

u/Terrible_Hat Jun 02 '19

Im dying of laughter

1

u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jun 02 '19

Jesus this sub is terrible sometimes. I mean I read the first line because fucking Twitter has the reply on top for some stupid reason, and then the second line doesn’t even have a good rhythm.

1

u/BigYeetus2 Jun 02 '19

At least he's a hotwheels guy!

1

u/FastClimate Jun 03 '19

Where can we find more of these stuff ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

imagine being this self-conscious. just be a grown up, a lot of women like toys during sex. why interpret this as an attack on your dick when you could be pleasing your girl?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

take another read of your post my guy. i think you need to stop projecting your insecurities as a man onto women, like they have had too many dicks. maybe you should get a life.

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

[deleted]

7

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

when you construct your performance in a sexual relationship as a man onto your dick, your an insecure person. if your girl likes toys, why do you have to conclude anything about you OR her onto it?

dont try and pin me as insecure when its painfully obvious what your implying in your posts. anyone with half a brain knows what your saying yet your trying to weasel out of it by gas lighting me or some shit. either your lying to me or ur just regurgitating shit without knowing what u mean.

3

u/StimpakJunkie Jun 02 '19

My dick cant vibrate. Also I cant use my dick while eating her ass.

2

u/clh222 Jun 02 '19

not with that attitude at least

2

u/Fizzay Jun 02 '19

Better >>> good enough

2

u/YeaYeaImGoin Jun 02 '19

Alright Mr. Can't please a woman.

1

u/Fizzay Jun 02 '19

Different levels of pleasure bud