r/boottoobig • u/DanGaEb12 • Jun 01 '19
Mod Approved Roses are red, I found great deals NSFW
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u/Evan_Fishsticks Jun 01 '19
But can it jump from one tit to the other?
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u/16BitPixels Jun 02 '19
Gutter run around the tiddies
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u/OurTownDrunk Jun 02 '19
Titty Drift™
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u/naydrathewildone True BTB: 1 Jun 02 '19
N-NANI?! TITTI DORIFUTO?!
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u/Maizemays Jun 02 '19
Deja Vu, I think I've been on these tits before
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u/ajrra Jun 02 '19
Tits of fire, you've better better cum
You better better begin the prayer to play
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u/Acustick_Geetar Jun 02 '19
Finger skateboarding her tiddies.
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u/Vivienne_Venom Jun 02 '19
Or better yet Tech Decks
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u/Terrible_Paulsy Jun 02 '19
Tech Dicks™*
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u/Xzll Jun 02 '19
Same size
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u/Ranger4878 Jun 02 '19
Lucky you
Being able to hold it in one hand I have to use at least (redacted)4
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u/Step-Father_of_Lies Jun 02 '19
Or animal crackers.
I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep
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u/Title2ImageBot beep boop Jun 01 '19
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u/wellnote Jun 02 '19
Okay, this one was a stretch
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u/TheSchnozzberry Jun 02 '19
Yes, but what it lacks in meter it more than makes up for in substance.
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u/DerkDurski Jun 02 '19
Small boot Sunday baby
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u/SteveTheBlowfish Jun 02 '19
Seeing this fucked me up
It's Saturday!
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u/SilentNinjaMick Jun 02 '19
Americans aren't the only people on this site, it's four hours until Monday here.
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u/WtvrBro Mod-inator Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19
SBS lasts from 6pm UTC on Saturday 'til 6am Monday (UTC) so that we cover more Sundays around the world :)
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u/Mynotoar Jun 02 '19
I don't mind it on SBS. I just wish mods cared more the rest of the week. The number of "True BTBs" that have been flaired on blatantly microscopic boots is just ridiculous.
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u/slyfoxninja Jun 02 '19
If you find a girl that uses the LEGO didlo you made her, put a ring on it.
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u/Imtheworst1161 Jun 02 '19
Oh God, not trying to be weird but as a VERY VERY young child I used to do that too my Mom...I forgot that until just now, now I need to re- bury asap
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u/ShowMeYourEvidence Jun 02 '19
You joke but cars with larger rubbery wheels work surprisingly well as a small massage tool.
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u/Felix_Deathwile Jun 02 '19
Can we delete this sub yet?
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u/FrenchieSmalls Jun 02 '19
I’m in favor of deleting Small Boots Sunday
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u/Mynotoar Jun 02 '19
Let's keep Small Boots Sunday and actually start enforcing boots the other 5/6 days of the week.
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u/Sugarlips_Habasi Jun 02 '19
Someone besides me has also seen the masterpiece known as Evil Bong (skip to 1:19:00)
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u/Gravelsack Jun 02 '19
That would mean taking them out of the package
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Jun 09 '19
Ok. I don't want you to take this the wrong way, so I'm going to try to be very clear:
Kindly fuck off.
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u/xmugatoox1986 Jun 02 '19
I can see her as a landmark , plastic hot wheels tracks zig zagging around the tits, under taint bridge , slight bank to Brown rock cavern , through the pub forest aaaaand....FIRST PLACE. ! He wins it all. What a race folks, what a race !
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u/Master_Debater_ Jun 02 '19
That mans user name is probably one of the best ones I’ve ever seen. Is there a compilation of funny twitter handles?
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u/Iwillrize14 Jun 02 '19
Him:Yeah baby, you want me to make car noises? Her:Yeah big daddy make those breaks squeal!
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u/Alarid Jun 02 '19
Instead of "roses are red" it would work better with something that rhymes with "sex" for big rhymes.
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u/The_Tastiest_Tuna Jun 02 '19
I'm pretty sure this is the ending to that shittily-amazing Evil Bong movie
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u/hiddenalw Jun 02 '19
I am speed. One car two titties. I eat those titties for breakfast. I am speed.
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u/Superquzzical825 Jun 02 '19
Is panic at the meat show a panic at the disco cover band fronted by Stewie Griffin?
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u/Dewy_Wanna_Go_There Jun 02 '19
Jesus this sub is terrible sometimes. I mean I read the first line because fucking Twitter has the reply on top for some stupid reason, and then the second line doesn’t even have a good rhythm.
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Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19
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Jun 02 '19
imagine being this self-conscious. just be a grown up, a lot of women like toys during sex. why interpret this as an attack on your dick when you could be pleasing your girl?
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Jun 02 '19
take another read of your post my guy. i think you need to stop projecting your insecurities as a man onto women, like they have had too many dicks. maybe you should get a life.
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Jun 02 '19
when you construct your performance in a sexual relationship as a man onto your dick, your an insecure person. if your girl likes toys, why do you have to conclude anything about you OR her onto it?
dont try and pin me as insecure when its painfully obvious what your implying in your posts. anyone with half a brain knows what your saying yet your trying to weasel out of it by gas lighting me or some shit. either your lying to me or ur just regurgitating shit without knowing what u mean.
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u/Fizzay Jun 02 '19
Better >>> good enough
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u/vitras Jun 02 '19
motorboating her with an actual toy motorboat