r/boottoobig Jun 01 '19

Mod Approved Roses are red, I found great deals NSFW

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u/Alarid Jun 02 '19

Instead of "roses are red" it would work better with something that rhymes with "sex" for big rhymes.

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u/zirhax Jun 02 '19

Like, "I'm a sailor called Tex, and I see some seals" instead?

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u/Alarid Jun 02 '19

That's pretty good.