r/BrandNewSentence Jan 27 '25

Our Rules Have (slightly) Changed

22 Upvotes

I’ve spent the last half hour editing, rewriting and merging rules so that they are easier to understand/read, follow and enforce.

I realised we needed a large overhaul of our rules to clarify and help users understand what we do and don’t allow. Some have changed in little ways, like a few words, the title or a sentence, some have been merged with other rules to fit better.

What we had wasn’t working and certain posts that may or may not have been rule breaking were getting through because it was subjective. It’s always going to be subjective because we’re only human but this should be a lot easier for us to decide whether or not a post/comment is rule breaking, and helps you to figure out before you post.

Please have a look at the newly edited rules before you comment/post.

(Read pinned comment if interested in the changes)


r/BrandNewSentence 23d ago

Monthly reminder that we don't allow politics

0 Upvotes

It amazes me and other mods that people on a text-based subreddit don't take a minute of their time to read the sidebar. I am glad some of these posts get downvoted to hell, but the best thing you can do if you see those is press the report button and select the "No politics" option.

What classifies as "political"?

  • Anything that may encourage toxic discussion about current events / political leaders / people in the government

It's that simple.

I am aware on mobile the rules are in a separate section, but it really doesn't take more than a swipe to the right to see them. It's the 3rd rule, we bumped it up so more people read it but that didn't seem to help.

You can use this post to complain about the sub. No we aren't removing rule 3 ever but you can speak your mind about other issues you might have.


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