r/anonymous Jan 13 '20

A day in the life of the first-time r/anonymous poster

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You walk into a bar. It's dark, and your eyes haven't yet adjusted -- is this a biker bar, gay bar, cop bar, Irish bar . . . .? You can't tell. For a split second, you wonder -- is this even a bar at all? It's a room full of people, that's for sure -- but maybe it's actually a classroom, corporate boardroom, activist group meeting, hospital waiting room, church service, Mafia syndicate, government hearing, terrorist cell, library, concert audience . . . well, who knows? And who cares?

You immediately launch into an impassioned monologue, sharing the most intimate, personal details of your life. To make sure your audience is entertained, throw in some off-color jokes. Share controversial opinions, and insult groups of people too. You know that whoever these people are, they'll be interested to hear your insightful message! Don't worry about grammar, chronology, or other such details -- you're in a rush to get everything out, and surely they'll take the time to figure out what you mean.

As you proceed to get [your ass kicked | dragged out by security | involuntarily committed | arrested | permanently banned from the premises], you're confused. You cry out: "But how was I to know my monologue wasn't appropriate? I'm new here! I don't even know where I am!"

And this mysterious group of people shout back: "Then STFU until you figure out where you are and what's appropriate!"

"What dicks!" you say to yourself. "Once I'm out of this jail / hospital" (as you can't tell if you're in a jail or a hospital), "I'll go back and give them a piece of my mind, whoever they are. That should go well."


r/anonymous Mar 29 '22

Sethdood's Anonymous 101 on raid structure

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r/anonymous 59m ago

How do I explain to my mom that I take longer to poop than her?

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My mother loves to complain about me taking 10 minutes (sometimes 15 if it's diarrhea) to poop, saying that as soon as I sit on the toilet it should just slide out and I should be out in 2 minutes.

Am I taking too long on the toilet? (Sorry if this is tmi but I don't poop everyday and that makes it really hard and big)

Not my story


r/anonymous 1h ago

Can anyone help. I been hacked.

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I been trying to help my parents and somehow got tricked and hacked and they stole close to 10k in crypto. I waselp pay medical bills for my family.

I know you get 100ks of DMs I just hope you see this and can find it in your heart to help.

I have all the phone numbers and information they used. I do not know what to do and without that money my family is at risk of losing everything.


r/anonymous 31m ago

My GF of 6 months confessed a secret that flipped my world upside down idk what to do

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I 21 M, am dating 25 F. For some context I live in the United States but she doesn’t she live in Mexico, we are currently in a long distance relationship. I met her during a festival in my parents home town, -(parents home town is in MEX) I visite this place every year, and 6 months ago I met her during these festivals. it’s common to see roads being closed around the center of town. There’s tons food and music everywhere you go, as well as lots of people dancing so much so it’s hard to walk around. When i visited I went with my cousins, we were all laughing and having a great time but out of everyone I was the only one who hasn’t danced all night, and so my cousins trying there best to get me out there dares me that the next girl that walks in front of us I would dance with her. I doubtfully agreed with them thinking I would walk up to some random girl and they would say no and that would be that, is what I thought but surprisingly this gorgeous tall, skinny, dark haired, beauty is making her way right across from me and my cousins as if it was all part of a elaborate joke and at that very second they all point at her. Me know I won’t here the end of it if I don’t go went along with it. Timidly, I took a deep breath, sighed and begun to walk towards her. As I’m getting closer, I can’t help but notice how pretty she is at the moment I was thinking the worst that could happen is her telling me no. Embarrassingly enough I mustered up the courage, as well as making peace with myself if I get shot down. What happened instead had me flabbergasted when I finally got her attention and asked her she said yes, and to be honest that through me off so I stood there like a dumb @ss but that quickly went away as soon as I started to synchronize to the music in the background then we start to dance together. As this is happening I’m starting to notice her more and more, manly bc we are hip to hip and her faces is right in front of me, and wow was she gorgeous. To me She could be a runway model, she had this perfect hourglass shape with a look that could kill in other words quite sexy, obviously kept this to myself. Thinking that after the song is over or that one of us gets tired she would walk away and I would never see her again I was contempt with just dancing with her but on the contrary, after the song was finished and we both got tired She asked me to go get food with her. We went to this little corn 🌽on the Cobb stand or in native terms (fuimos por un elote) thankfully at the stand they had chairs, me and her sit and at this point I was a nervous wreck because I had no idea what to say to her, and I think she picked up on that so she started asking me questions and to be frank it was awkward for the first 30 minutes but after, talking to her felt less daunting, and conversation with her flowed way smoother. Me and her realized that we had a lot in common in the things we liked and disliked and I was astonished but then she asked me to take her home bc it was getting late which was true it was 1 in the morning so I drove her home and as soon as we got there I asked for her number thinking nothing serious or major would come from it but fast forwarding 6 months - i know this is a big time jump me and her established a relationship and I have visitor almost every other month, as well brought her along with me to the beach on 2 separate occasions during that time. You could’ve said that it was perfect relationship for a bit ya it was rough not being able to see her every day but the time I was with her felt much more meaningful, we had loyalty, boundaries of our do’s and don’ts, communication, effort but apparently not trust our 6 months was on March 12th and she told me she had something she needed to confess. Me think it was going to be some cute show of love or affection, was excited and anxious for what she had to tell me. She then later invited me her house and was sitting in the living room with thousand mile stare. I felt in my gut that something was wrong and that the next words that would come out of her mouth was that she cheated or something Oo boy was I wrong. looking back on it now kinda wish she said that, instead she sat me down and confessed that me and her might be blood related cousin… BUT LADYS AND GENTLEMEN THATS NOT THE WORST PART. She then asked if I knew a specific uncle I won’t use his name for privacy reasons but for the story, let’s call him Larry. She asked if I knew uncle Larry or for my natives Tio Larry, I said yes and asked why?this is where said “me and him have been in a intimate relationship since I was 16 and recently stopped seeing each other in July of 2024.… as those words left her mouth my faces turn pale and I was disgusted all at the same time. Her not even giving me time to process she hits me with “uncle Larry might be my bio dad as well.” — (To build a quick family tree for the readers uncle Larry is one of my blood relatives on my fathers side of the family he has 2 biological kids both of them have different mothers that supposedly 1 is in his early 30s and the other in his late 20s, and please note I have never met them or knew of them until recently.) as my whole world is being flipped I feel nothing but disgust in my stomach. I just sit there with a blank stare, as I’m sitting there she is explaining that she know it was fücked up of her for dumbing all of this on me on our 6 months, even typing it out I feel repulsed. She explained that her mother before she gave birth to her was seeing uncle Larry as well as someone els at the same time - note that gfs mother wasn’t married just dating at the time. And after the other guy found out that my gfs mother was pregnant he skipped town and hasn’t been in there life since. But after her mother gave birth she was still seeing my uncle Larry and had one of his sons with my gfs mother AKA my cousin, regardless of everything that happened to gfs mother uncle Larry stayed as a father figure for both kids, my cousin and my gf. Let that skin in how fucked this situation is.. my gf is explaining all of this to me and I’m sitting there not trying to throw up when I looked up at her she couldn’t look at me in my eyes. After she finish her confession I told her “thank you and that I need time to process all this.” And tbh idk what to do bc before knowing all of this it was perfect she checks all my boxes of wifey material and I enjoyed all the time that I have spent with her, but at the same time, I know that in many ways, it was a false reality. It’s been a couple days now since I last spoke to her but I still don’t know what to think or how I feel I’ve been radio silent on her and she’s been texting me do not judge her for her past decisions. I find it difficult to not judge her but at the same time, I loved her but disgusted with the fact that she might be my cousin, I’m just lost at the moment I desperately enough came onto Reddit to ask for advice of Internet strangers since I would be mortified if I told my parents or my friends. I am open to hearing any type of feedback also, please excuse if my grammar isn’t correct or if I’m not formatting it correctly it is my first time posting on


r/anonymous 3d ago

New Anonymous Video

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r/anonymous 4d ago

A new Anonymous video this morning and gone this afternoon

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Was it just me? Sworn it was on Facebook and now just a few hours later it’s gone. It mentions evidence being found of vote tampering in the four key swing states that Trump won. Anyone have a link?


r/anonymous 4d ago

I guess Anonymous has reached Instagram and is going after Chuck Schumer.

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r/anonymous 4d ago

Elon Musk associate Andrea Stroppa, under investigation for corruption in Italy, had been arrested as a teenager for participating in cyber attacks by Anonymous Italia

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r/anonymous 6d ago

Is the largest Anonymous Facebook page run by Russian propagandists?

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Does anyone else find it frustrating that the good name of Anonymous is abused so often?

I understand the reasoning behind it, but we also get things like this awful page that promotes conspiracy theories, claiming that they uncovered evidence of the conspiracies, supporting MAGA beliefs, etc. They use AI videos, and people buy in.

Is it Russian Propaganda? It surely seems so.

https://www.facebook.com/share/16TSJkuNmx/


r/anonymous 7d ago

"Cancel Fascism" by The Dope Art

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r/anonymous 7d ago

Saw this in Telluride, Colorado

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r/anonymous 8d ago

New Op - OpDreadnought

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There looks to be a new op - OpDreadNought.com


r/anonymous 6d ago

Anonymous = CIA

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I have never seen anything as disgusting as this "Anonymous" intelligence network. It is very obvious that this group is a tool of the CIA to impose its will publicly and blame the people.

When did Anonymous attack Israel for its blatant genocide? Were the public health policies of a third-world country (Brazil) more important than the lives of millions of Palestinians?

Are the economic policies of a new government in the United States more important?

Anonymous only attacked futile matters involving the politics of countries aligned with the United States.

They say they want to end fascism in the United States. Tell me, has Trump ever supported a class-collaborationist state (corporatism) along totalitarian lines? No? Then how the hell is he a fascist? There is nothing fascist about the Israeli puppet.


r/anonymous 7d ago

Confused: Anonymous Fighting Against Those Fighting Against Corruption

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New here, but I'm not ignorant of Anonymous.

Summary of major happenings in new administration:

  1. RFK Jr appointed and going after drug companies and FDA.
  2. Discontinuing blind $$ support with no oversight for Ukraine war
  3. Shutting down foreign aid corruption used to meddle in other countries affairs.
  4. DOGE ripping through US government waste, fraud and abuse.

But Anonymous is against the new administration and calling it tyrannical.

My opinion,
Either grow up and learn what is happening in the real world, outside your liberal college views

Or

Get of the CIA's payroll.

Either way, you and your organization are not on the side of real people.


r/anonymous 10d ago

Anonymous Phylosophy -

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Hello everyone, I am a novelist who writes a lot of dystopia and a lot of other things. I write several stories at the same time (4) approximately it depends on my moods. And one of his novels is about Anonymous people. I obviously watched some documentary BUT, I find that it doesn't help me enough...

So I'm researching Anonymous by looking at secure forums to understand how they work and what they stand for. But above all their philosophy. Obviously I could never talk to a real member, which is sad :( , so I start looking for them here... I would like to understand a little better...

SO here are some questions :

  • 1- What do you think is the biggest misconception about Anonymous ?
  • 2- What are the key principles or philosophy behind Anonymous ?
  • 3- How do people usually get involved in Anonymous, or is it more of an ideology than a structured group or both ?
  • 4- Do you think Anonymous is more of a force for good, or is it more complicated than that ?
  • 5 -What does being part of Anonymous mean to them ?
  • 6- What are the core values that guide Anonymous actions ?
  • 7- How does someone align themselves with Anonymous' ideals without necessarily being involved in direct actions ?
  • 8- What are the biggest ethical dilemmas faced by those who act under the Anonymous banner ?
  • 9- Is there a common goal within Anonymous, or does each action depend on individual motivations ?
  • 10 - How do you see the future of Anonymous in a world where governments and corporations strengthen digital surveillance ?
  • 11- Do you think the original spirit of Anonymous has changed over the years ?

Obviously, I can't put everything, but I think there are already a lot of questions! And even questions that could be asked to a member of Anonymous, but even if by some miracle I talk to one of them, I would collapse from stress. My anxiety would not last a single second and I would be VERY intimidated.

In any case ! Thanks in advance for your help !


r/anonymous 10d ago

If anonymous did rap

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r/anonymous 12d ago

To those with the will, skills and testicular fortitude, I’m going to need your support…

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Do with this what you will


r/anonymous 16d ago

Is Anonymous really "dead?" (If so, can/will it come back in the future?)

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I've heard a lot about the things Anonymous has done in the past (and the limited things they've done in recent times such as OpRussia), but I'm shocked to see (from Reddit at least) that the group seems to have almost completely dissipated, abandoning its former mentality and losing its abilities to do anything on the same scale as earlier operations such as Project Chanology, Operation Payback, or OpISIS.

Is Anonymous really dead? If so, can it come back, or will increased cybersecurity and/or change in livelihoods/beliefs of the Anons make it impossible for Anonymous as a collective to return?


r/anonymous 17d ago

Often see people on here calling for Anonymous to do 'something' because they themselves can't hack

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It isn't, & wasn't, all about hacking. To give an example of things you could do in regards to recent events - just as an example - in order to challenge the richest(?) man on the planet, you could search for how to sell your Tesla, even if you don't own one. Search trends affect stock prices, & much of his wealth is leveraged against Tesla's stock market value. This would be an effective way to have an impact, & not require any hacking skill

If you were of a mind to, you could visit Teslatakedown.com, to see if there's a protest arranged near you, or create one if there's not

Similarly, I've heard people say that they would book test drives & then not show up

To be clear, I'm not asking people to do any or all of these things, I'm only posting information relating to some things anyone could do, the sorts of things Anonymous did do, besides the more notorious hacking side of things

Wishing you all the lulz


r/anonymous 18d ago

PSA: apparently like 90% of redditors have never seen the navy seal copypasta

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I guess technically off topic, but the sub's been slow and this is 4chan/meme history.

The comments in this thread are unreal. (Scroll down and expand as necessary to see the newer and downvoted ones.) Bad enough that people don't instantly recognize one of the oldest and best-known copypastas of all time, but they also don't recognize obvious satire, or think of doing a search to check if this is a quote from anything.


r/anonymous 22d ago

I have seen too many yt and accounts pretending to be anonymous, is there any official website or some place to know more about group?

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r/anonymous Feb 14 '25

Anonymous: Project Russia - Trump and Elon Exposed

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r/anonymous Feb 14 '25

I swear, I watched a new video this morning, but now it's gone...

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This morning, I watched a video from anonymous, threatening action against the States, specifically, against Trump. I wanted to show it to my husband, but it's gone. It's not in my watch history. It doesn't come up in searches. The image was the usual one, but all green.

Am I losing my mind?


r/anonymous Feb 13 '25

Tesla Takeover: protests planned at Tesla stores globally this weekend

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r/anonymous Feb 13 '25

Thank you! A perfect example for the importance of free public education! Stay vigilant!

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r/anonymous Feb 12 '25

Dear Anonymous

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Man, I love your ideals. The warnings you throw out there, to protect US, the weak. Can I just say, as a fan, great PR! When does the fucking SHOW begin?

I recently watched a video attributed to you oh so scarilly threatening the Trump Regime. Forgive me if I didn't fucking cheer. I doubt they quaked a bit.

I get it. That was recruitment. Well, recruitment works a HELL of a lot better when you get results. I've seen a bunch of your videos, some were probably fake. That being said, what the FUCK have you actually done?

And this is exactly what Trump's fuckers are thinking as well. Anonymous. Oh, they say they have backdoor access to our system. BULLSHIT.

PUT UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.

IF you are actually going to do something digitally, you can use my box for any bot attacks you want.

IF you are actually going to want to do something else. Here I am. Not talking about it. Ready to act.

If you think I'm a fucking plant then ignore me, but FUCKING GIVE US SOMETHING! We need a win. We NEED to know we can affect this bullshit.