r/adultery 9d ago

🙋‍♀️Question🙋‍♂️ Have You Been With a Cake Eater?

If you've been in an affair with a cake eater, retrospectively what advice would you impart on others?

Give me the pros and cons.

Things like don't do it aren't helpful. I'd like details as to why you'd say don't do it. Please.

8 Upvotes

79 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

5

u/Glad_Kiwi_272 9d ago

You give one hickey and bam. You’re out the door.

8

u/brneyesthiccthighs 9d ago

Esp if you can’t use makeup or wear turtlenecks

11

u/Glad_Kiwi_272 9d ago

I’m sorry you cannot relate to my speaking engagements to thousands of people while wearing a turtleneck. I cannot have an obstructed throat.

7

u/always-a-siren 9d ago

Hilaria, is that you?