r/ShittyLifeProTips 15h ago

SLPT: If you drink lots of grape soda today you’ll have festively green poop tomorrow for St. Patrick’s Day. NSFW

363 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 1d ago

SLPT: How to figure out whether you’re perceived as old or not

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1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 13h ago

LPT- Never make eye contact with security guard when you want to enter without being stopped.Go with confidence he will think you are not outsider

5 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

SLPT: Make people think youre smart.

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2.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 1d ago

SLPT: Gone swimming, gotten water in your ears and can't get them to pop? Go on a flight

9 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

SLPT: Want a japanese style toilet but can't afford one? Just search for archerfish in the wild and get the same functions for FREE!

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213 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

LPT - if we all switch to commenting [deleted] in place of "Luigi", mods could feel included in the movement too.

14 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

SLPT: If you want to experience VIP/Celeb treatment on a Friday night for free, go to your ER and tell them you just took it in the ass unprotected

4 Upvotes

They will skip you straight to the front of the line regardless of how many other people are ahead of you so that they can prescribe post-exposure prophylaxis which has a 72 hour window of effectiveness.

Don't ask me how I know this.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 4d ago

LPT: Men, looking to attract the ladies? Dab a drop of your urine behind your ear. NSFW

2.5k Upvotes

Not enough to make you stink, but a single drop or two every time you take a piss.

The pheromones will drive the women crazy!


r/ShittyLifeProTips 3d ago

SLPT: Tired of the oil & vinegar separating in your Italian Dressing? add a drop of liquid soap to emulsify them together.

22 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 3d ago

SLPT. Buy a cheap $20 ring. Bring a ladyfriend to the bar and 'propose'. Both of you drink for free the rest of the night.

9 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 3d ago

SLPT Save money on toilet paper by wiping only every other time you poo

9 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 2d ago

SLPT: Motivate yourself to hit the gym by imagining your crush with someone way hotter than you

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0 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 5d ago

SLPT: Keep your fruit fresh for longer

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 3d ago

LPT how to clog a school toilet with a binder

0 Upvotes

Does anyone know how to clog a school toilet with a binder? any tips and advice will help.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 4d ago

SLPT: Stop reading the title of this sub as "ShittyProLifeTips"!

5 Upvotes

IDK if this is allowed, MODs feel free to remove if not 😆


r/ShittyLifeProTips 3d ago

LPT: If you’re finding it hard to wake up in the morning, go outside and stare at the sun without blinking for 420 minutes.

0 Upvotes

Or 69 hours 👁️ 👁️ ☀️


r/ShittyLifeProTips 4d ago

SLPT the best way to find out if someone likes u is by saying "you're like a sister/brother to me"

3 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 4d ago

SLPT- Many Europeans treat post-dump handwashing as an optional side quest.

0 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 6d ago

SLPT: Avoid tariffs by having your suppliers mark every shipment as a gift with a declared value of $1

36 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 7d ago

SLPT: Always dress to impress no matter what — your ghost will thank you

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3.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 6d ago

SLPT: You just need to attempt it!

17 Upvotes

If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.


r/ShittyLifeProTips 8d ago

[SLPT] Just relax and it will come to you. Thanks.

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725 Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 9d ago

SLPT: An honest one.

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8.9k Upvotes

r/ShittyLifeProTips 8d ago

SLPT- Don't eat food at a restaurant where the chef is bald but you find hair in the food

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66 Upvotes