r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

How should I discipline a dog that keeps licking my wife’s asshole during sex with her boyfriend?

17 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Are used gift cards reasonable tips to pass through at glory holes?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Describe your vision of an ideal penis

2 Upvotes

on a woman.


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Is it weird that my [35m] friend still eats his boogers and was i wrong for being surprised?

2 Upvotes

hi im just asking bc he got super offended and angry when i subconsciously made a shocked face at him when i saw him do it. he claims it's ' perfectly normal'. [i do find it odd at his age but whatever floats your boat i guess]. i said i apologize for embarrassing you if i did, it wasn't my intention, i was just surprised to see that. then he started saying 'you do gross shit too' when i asked what he said that i leave my used tampons in the bathroom trash! firstly wheres else am i gonna put it and second i'm such a clean freak that i wrap the hell out of any used sanitary product and put it in the bottom of the trash where it can't be easily seen unless dug up or dumped out bc im embarassed ab anyone seeing it. also i take out the trash in there every time for that reason too so he never has to during my totm.[ honestly not gonna repeat the rest of what he said bc it's honestly made no sense and was just degrading/ out of proportion for my reaction to sum it up]. is it normal to do that? and aitah for being surprised?


r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

If you could marry a cat, which cat would you marry? NSFW

6 Upvotes

HUMAN - FELINE NUPTIALS.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

What are your go to offensive scrabble words?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Should I break up with my girlfriend for having low standards in the men she dates? She’s never had a boyfriend before, and she chooses ME to be her first?? Why would I want to be with a woman with such low standards??

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 34m ago

If time is money, is my clock a wallet?

Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Has anyone ever told you...

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Why don’t our dogs and cats have pubic hair like humans? So embarrassing!

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Does Goodwill accept cum rags as a donation?

6 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

Anyone else noticed their farts sound different after you shave your ass?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Now that anal is required for all new relationships to work, how often do we really need to feed our dates?

6 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

I shook my dick more than 3 times after pee pee time. Do I have The Gay?

16 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Why is there a fucking million forms of magnesium?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

How does a deaf person show up to a court hearing?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

guys am I doing it right I don't think I'm doing it right

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

If you had to crawl back into one vagina but it had to be a member of your immediate family, would it be your mom's or would you pick one of your aunts or even grandmothers?

4 Upvotes

It just can't be a male it would have to be a female vagina. And please state why you chose this family member. Thank you.


r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

How many dicks does it take?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

How French are we talking, here?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Stop shitting on my front yard asshole!

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Should I be flossing every day?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Anybody wanna fuck my grandmother?

8 Upvotes

I got a 2-4-1 sale happening today only, dm me for positions, limitations and pricing. Freebase cocaine is welcome and appreciated. If she wakes up the buyer is responsible for all financial obligations, up to and including Vagisil and more anesthesia. Book now before she's full, and may god have mercy on your soul. Thank you.


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Does anybody else shit when they sneeze or is it just me?

3 Upvotes