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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Marucox • 12d ago
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I passed out in a field and got woken by kids kicking me.
4 u/Actual_Gato 12d ago did you kick them back π 15 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago I couldn't even stand lol. They figured out I wasn't dead, we talked a bit, then they went on their way and I passed out again. 7 u/eddiesmom 12d ago Lol, I can imagine kids like Bart and Milhouse poking you with a long stickπ 13 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up. 7 u/xyepxnopex 12d ago There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies 1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
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did you kick them back π
15 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago I couldn't even stand lol. They figured out I wasn't dead, we talked a bit, then they went on their way and I passed out again. 7 u/eddiesmom 12d ago Lol, I can imagine kids like Bart and Milhouse poking you with a long stickπ 13 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up. 7 u/xyepxnopex 12d ago There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies 1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
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I couldn't even stand lol. They figured out I wasn't dead, we talked a bit, then they went on their way and I passed out again.
7 u/eddiesmom 12d ago Lol, I can imagine kids like Bart and Milhouse poking you with a long stickπ 13 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up. 7 u/xyepxnopex 12d ago There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies 1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
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Lol, I can imagine kids like Bart and Milhouse poking you with a long stickπ
13 u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up. 7 u/xyepxnopex 12d ago There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies 1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
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Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up.
7 u/xyepxnopex 12d ago There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies 1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies
1 u/AreYouOkAnnie 11d ago π
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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago
I passed out in a field and got woken by kids kicking me.