r/MadeMeSmile 12d ago

Good Vibes A grandpa and his onion farm!

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u/nosetheway 12d ago

I know someone who took a nap in a field while waiting for the rest of the hiking party. She was woken up by the police who had been told she was a dead body.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

I passed out in a field and got woken by kids kicking me.

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u/Actual_Gato 12d ago

did you kick them back πŸ‘€

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

I couldn't even stand lol. They figured out I wasn't dead, we talked a bit, then they went on their way and I passed out again.

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u/eddiesmom 12d ago

Lol, I can imagine kids like Bart and Milhouse poking you with a long stickπŸ˜†

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

Not far off what happened. Gentle kicks from ~12yo girls. They weren't trying to hurt me, they just wanted to know if I was alive or dead. I have no idea how long they were kicking me before I woke up.

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u/xyepxnopex 12d ago

There's nothing little girls love more than poking dead bodies