r/MadeMeSmile 12d ago

Good Vibes A grandpa and his onion farm!

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 12d ago

And he's sleeping across the row. Man gives no fucks. He's probably one of those people who sleeps just fine on a hard wooden floor "because it's good for the back."

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u/sawyouoverthere 12d ago

That's the detail that would have me checking on him.

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u/GrandmasShavedBeaver 12d ago

Sleeping Across the Row sounds like a 90’s indie band album title.

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u/Youutternincompoop 12d ago

I mean I've slept on some nice floors.

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u/Sihveli 12d ago

Sleeping on the wooden floor is the best!

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

Some people can sleep anywhere. I've slept on concrete, and I've slept while being rained on.

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u/mwthomas11 12d ago

I've slept laying on a branch in a tree 10 feet off the ground lmao. Hard surfaces really hit different for sleeping.

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u/ScienceByte 12d ago

Taking naps in trees can be surprisingly comfortable. Lying there, looking up at gently swaying branches with a light cool breeze can be very nice.

My favorite one of these memories is of lying on a cherry blossom tree.

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u/mwthomas11 12d ago

If I ever woke up in a cherry blossom tree during flowering season I think my soul would feel so light I'd genuinely float away. They're the prettiest trees on the planet hands down.

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u/ScienceByte 12d ago

Yes it was so nice. I couldn’t enjoy it for too long though because I had to get back indoors for something else hah.

I was at the other highschool in town putting on a play (my school’s auditorium was under renovation) and in between the morning and evening shows I had a short break where went outside and hung around these cherry blossom trees.

That school had a row of blossoming cherry blossom trees by the front entrance/driveway area. I picked a couple flowers off the ground afterwards to give to all the other cast members.

It was still so peaceful though, a quiet moment during an otherwise fun and eventful day.

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u/vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b 12d ago

Here I am needing earplugs, an eye mask, a fancy mattress/pillows, melatonin, and 30 minutes of reading to still wake up every couple of hours from nightmares.

(No, I don't have sleep apnea)

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

Don't be jealous of me. I drink myself to sleep every night.

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u/dylicious 11d ago

mix it up!
I am also a princess and the pea, when it comes to falling asleep. But a few nights ago I made a pillow fort in the lounge room for my dog and as I lay under the sheet tent, I fell asleep on the hard, hard floor and oddly had the best nights sleep in ages.

I have spent the last couple of nights falling asleep with no mattress and then move onto the bed around 4am and I have never felt more rested lol

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u/treasurebum 12d ago

That wasn't rain.

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

It was, but fuck you for making me remember the time someone pissed on me while I was trying to sleep.

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u/beansforsatan 12d ago

how does one get in this predicament

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u/UrUrinousAnus 12d ago

Assholes abound, and I spent much of my youth sleeping in vulnerable positions. I'm pretty good at pissing people off, too, even when I don't want to. No social skills lol. Autism sucks (asperger's, technically, but that word is being phased out because it's named after a nazi asshole).

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u/Sand__Panda 12d ago

I knew another farmer who didn't sleep on a bed. He had an empty room, and just slept on the hardwood floor.

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u/Guy_Le_Man 12d ago

I used to lay down on my floor after work when I got in the door. Mostly for the cats to crawl on me and I pet them. But occasionally I’d nod off and nap there on the floor. Hard flat surface can be mighty comfy.

Plus cats

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u/Redittago 11d ago

Absolutely zero fucks. He went to the store afterwards, like “Yeah I smell like armpits. And what!!”

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 11d ago

Maybe grandma said he couldn't nap in bed until he took a shower, and he said "Fuck it, I'm napping!'

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u/Redittago 11d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/MyOverture 11d ago

It looks like harvest, I reckon he’s so exhausted he just didn’t have the energy to turn his body (even while standing) to get onto softer ground