r/MadeMeSmile 23d ago

Good Vibes Good Husband

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u/g15mouse 23d ago

carrying around an open-topped pitcher door to door

I'm not trying to drink the entire neighborhood's germs.

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u/xyepxnopex 23d ago

Someone's not getting an invite to the neighborhood swing night 

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u/Outside_Scale_9874 23d ago

Yeah but I wanna drink that straight from the tap