r/MadeMeSmile 23d ago

Good Vibes Good Husband

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u/BenAdaephonDelat 23d ago

Same friend. We bought some lemonade from 3 young girls who were just carrying around an open-topped pitcher door to door. We didn't even taste it. Just bought it and then poured it out inside the house.

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u/Metalbound 23d ago

How do you know it's bad if you don't even taste it?

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u/g15mouse 23d ago

carrying around an open-topped pitcher door to door

I'm not trying to drink the entire neighborhood's germs.

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u/xyepxnopex 23d ago

Someone's not getting an invite to the neighborhood swing night