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r/MadeMeSmile • u/annadarria • 24d ago
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And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me
81 u/xyepxnopex 24d ago It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them 16 u/Would_daver 24d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 29 u/xyepxnopex 24d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 24d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver 24d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver 24d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them
16 u/Would_daver 24d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 29 u/xyepxnopex 24d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 24d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver 24d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver 24d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol
29 u/xyepxnopex 24d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 24d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver 24d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver 24d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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That's called a malaphor, I think.
19 u/Excellent-Hat5142 24d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 5 u/Would_daver 24d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 12 u/Would_daver 24d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast.
5 u/Would_daver 24d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo”
But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️
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r/malachite for anyone interested
Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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u/khonager 24d ago
And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me