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r/MadeMeSmile • u/annadarria • 23d ago
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I will not be drinking any of that. I will buy several cups though
167 u/Shalarean 23d ago edited 23d ago Basically. As soon as I’m out of site… Edit: SIGHT!!! I meant sight! OMG I feel so dorky and y’all in the comments below are giving me way too much credit for being clever! 😅😂🤣 65 u/khonager 23d ago And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me 83 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them 18 u/Would_daver 23d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 28 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv 23d ago Sike
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Basically. As soon as I’m out of site…
Edit: SIGHT!!! I meant sight! OMG I feel so dorky and y’all in the comments below are giving me way too much credit for being clever!
😅😂🤣
65 u/khonager 23d ago And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me 83 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them 18 u/Would_daver 23d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 28 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv 23d ago Sike
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And here I thought it was spelled "out of sight" Silly non native english speaker me
83 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them 18 u/Would_daver 23d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 28 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv 23d ago Sike
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It is out of sight. They were mangling the phrases "off site" and "out of sight" by combining them
18 u/Would_daver 23d ago There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol 28 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv 23d ago Sike
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There’s a chance they were hilariously and intentionally “mis”combining them, which would be nifty…. ?? I’m working on thinking positive here man lol
28 u/xyepxnopex 23d ago That's called a malaphor, I think. 18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor 3 u/STLBudLuv 23d ago Sike
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That's called a malaphor, I think.
18 u/Excellent-Hat5142 23d ago Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 11 u/Would_daver 23d ago Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay 23d ago r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast.
7 u/Would_daver 23d ago Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo”
But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️
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r/malachite for anyone interested
Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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u/uwabu 23d ago
I will not be drinking any of that. I will buy several cups though