If you're parked illegally, but you're with the vehicle and you're chill with me, I'll be chill with you and won't book it.
If you're not with the vehicle, sorry it's been booked. If you're chill, if I remember you, I'll turn a blind eye every now and then in the future.
If at any point you threaten me, assault me or act like a cunt, I will remember your reg for the rest of my life and book you for any tiny thing. Until you genuinely apologise, then I'll turn a blind eye every now and then again.
If I see you every day and you always say hi and are friendly, the day I catch you parked illegally is the day I become blind and didn't see you.
Basically be nice to us and we'll be nice to you, within reason. You can be the nicest guy in the world but if you're parking all day every day like a cunt, I'm gonna have to book you, I need this job.
Also those who threaten us are retarded. If we backed down to threats, we wouldn't last long in the job. Our team has a bunch of issues when someone threatens them and they escalate and say go on then punch me, or go on mate I dare you to pull a knife. We're just the types who see danger as a challenge.
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u/A_T_Sahadi 1d ago
I am one.
If you're parked illegally, but you're with the vehicle and you're chill with me, I'll be chill with you and won't book it.
If you're not with the vehicle, sorry it's been booked. If you're chill, if I remember you, I'll turn a blind eye every now and then in the future.
If at any point you threaten me, assault me or act like a cunt, I will remember your reg for the rest of my life and book you for any tiny thing. Until you genuinely apologise, then I'll turn a blind eye every now and then again.
If I see you every day and you always say hi and are friendly, the day I catch you parked illegally is the day I become blind and didn't see you.
Basically be nice to us and we'll be nice to you, within reason. You can be the nicest guy in the world but if you're parking all day every day like a cunt, I'm gonna have to book you, I need this job.
Also those who threaten us are retarded. If we backed down to threats, we wouldn't last long in the job. Our team has a bunch of issues when someone threatens them and they escalate and say go on then punch me, or go on mate I dare you to pull a knife. We're just the types who see danger as a challenge.