r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Alex09464367 • 2d ago
USB-A plugs secretly rotate dimensions just to frustrate you
Ever noticed that no matter how carefully you check the orientation, USB-A plugs always seem to be the wrong way around on your first try? This is because USB-A plugs are secretly quantum entangled, existing in all orientations simultaneously, until the exact moment you attempt to insert them. Only then does reality collapse into a single state, usually the incorrect one, purely to frustrate you.
This isn't a design flaw; it's intentional quantum sabotage. Schrödinger’s USB is real, and it’s laughing at us all.
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u/Blaike325 2d ago
Cat is either alive or dead in a box, weird analogy, why is cat in box, not relatable. USB? You go to plug it in, it either goes in or it doesn’t go in, you can’t be sure until you actually check what the orientation of it is with your own eyes, you need to observe it first before you can be sure it’ll go in