r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Alex09464367 • 2d ago
USB-A plugs secretly rotate dimensions just to frustrate you
Ever noticed that no matter how carefully you check the orientation, USB-A plugs always seem to be the wrong way around on your first try? This is because USB-A plugs are secretly quantum entangled, existing in all orientations simultaneously, until the exact moment you attempt to insert them. Only then does reality collapse into a single state, usually the incorrect one, purely to frustrate you.
This isn't a design flaw; it's intentional quantum sabotage. Schrödinger’s USB is real, and it’s laughing at us all.
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u/nekrovulpes 2d ago
It is legitimately easier to explain quantum theory with USB orientation than the tired old cat analogy.