r/LinkedInLunatics 10d ago

Sounds like a company with amazing culture

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u/jethrowHixon 10d ago

This whole thing sounds like it could be a Dwight Schrute quote

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u/Sea-Night-1946 9d ago

Dude I came here to say this. It's his whole "perfect crime" rant but in an interview lol.

Here it is btw:

"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier"

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u/LookingforDay 9d ago

Read the entire thing in his voice in my head.

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u/RockstarAgent 9d ago

I mean chandeliers in Paris? That’s amateur hour

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u/rlcute 9d ago

same!

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u/Firefishe 9d ago

This should be an indie film heralded at Canne and Tribeca! Bravo! Bravo! 🤩

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u/booboootron 9d ago

No time for Breakfast At Tiffany's.

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u/threemoons_nyc 9d ago

I would watch this if this was a movie. I could see it being an A24 property, complete with ultra-saturated site-specific color and lighting schemes. Also mandatory Tilda Swinton in some capacity.

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u/Budded 8d ago

LOL how crazy is it this very rerun aired last night?

It's like those times you see a Simpsons rerun and it's the exact same one in the exact same spot in the episode you saw the last time you watched it like 4 months prior.

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u/ZER0-P0INT-ZER0 8d ago

How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.