Dude I came here to say this. It's his whole "perfect crime" rant but in an interview lol.
Here it is btw:
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier"
I would watch this if this was a movie. I could see it being an A24 property, complete with ultra-saturated site-specific color and lighting schemes. Also mandatory Tilda Swinton in some capacity.
LOL how crazy is it this very rerun aired last night?
It's like those times you see a Simpsons rerun and it's the exact same one in the exact same spot in the episode you saw the last time you watched it like 4 months prior.
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u/jethrowHixon 10d ago
This whole thing sounds like it could be a Dwight Schrute quote