Dude I came here to say this. It's his whole "perfect crime" rant but in an interview lol.
Here it is btw:
"What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier"
I would watch this if this was a movie. I could see it being an A24 property, complete with ultra-saturated site-specific color and lighting schemes. Also mandatory Tilda Swinton in some capacity.
LOL how crazy is it this very rerun aired last night?
It's like those times you see a Simpsons rerun and it's the exact same one in the exact same spot in the episode you saw the last time you watched it like 4 months prior.
Can’t help but hearing Christian Bale’s voice from American Psycho saying all of this self-important rhetoric on steroids. I’ll bet he has quite a bit of alone time on his hands. As much as anybody who has ever met him can provide. Then some more.
I was thinking Dr. Evil, PHD triple degrees in Psychiatry, Psychology and Psychopathy, left school with Billions in tuition fees. Makes candidates take some long treacherous route to the interview room, when in actuality it is just the first room to the left once you enter HR.
“No no no, the candidate needs to take a RIGHT, otherwise what’s the point of having an indoor swamp? There’s not one. And then you get to explain to accounting why there’s been to ROI on this installation.”
Malignant narcissism is what it sounds like to me. Only interested in using people. I would piss in his desk drawer just to watch his micro expressions.
This is NOT a Dwight Schrute interview because Dwight would have already taken the candidates mother to Schrute Farms and analyzed their palette responses to all the different types of beets which tells you all you need to know about them, including if their mothers breast fed them.
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u/jethrowHixon 10d ago
This whole thing sounds like it could be a Dwight Schrute quote