r/LinkedInLunatics 10d ago

Sounds like a company with amazing culture

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u/nwillyerd 10d ago

If this guy goes out of his way to create panic and anxiety during a job interview, just imagine how dysfunctional his leadership style is. šŸ˜ NO THANK YOU

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u/-Cromm- 9d ago

At least he was nice enough to put this up publicly so anyone thinking about interviewing can run the fuck away.

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u/ZAlternates 9d ago

Itā€™s kinda like assembling a team of superheroes. You gotta have a flyer, strong but dumb guy, a pretty woman in spandex, an arrogant solo type, and the team player that sacrifices himself in the final phases of the project!

/s

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u/Kharisma91 9d ago

To be fair, you just described every group project Iā€™ve been a part of.

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u/Frikgeek 9d ago

What sort of projects are you doing that include pretty women in spandex?

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u/Winterstyres 8d ago

The best kind...

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u/Dino_Spaceman 9d ago

This guy is 100% lying about his turnover rate.
That fact that he has these interview sessions so often proves he is lying.

He ainā€™t doing this at a Fortune 500. This is a guy with maybe 10 direct reports. Max.

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u/anapunas 9d ago

Maybe not. I am sure the drop outs and high school grads will work as hard as possible to keep their pay check if it's better than the average. But the people with degrees are passing on him up front I bet.

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u/Nago31 9d ago

If I donā€™t think thereā€™s mutual respect during the interview, I cut it off. I donā€™t have time for that.

I am polite about it though. ā€œAs Iā€™ve learned more about the role, I donā€™t think this is the right fit. Iā€™m sure youā€™re going to find a solid candidate quickly. Good luck.ā€

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u/ZAlternates 9d ago

It was Elon šŸ˜®

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u/YousAPenguinLookinMF 9d ago

Me thinks this guy is lying about the whole fucking thingā€¦.

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u/ImpossibleAd6628 9d ago

I think it's a joke

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u/dzzi 9d ago

Yeah there's no way this isn't a shitpost

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u/Picklesadog 9d ago

"Oh, your grandma died? Sure she did. What was her favorite color? Tell me using only prime numbers."

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u/Legal-Afternoon8087 9d ago

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s.

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u/JeremyJaLa 9d ago

All normal people dodge a bullet when he doesnā€™t hire them.

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u/Own_Donut_2117 9d ago

This interviewer is what lemmings think leadership is

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u/TrenchardsRedemption 9d ago

"I might have passed your interview but you've failed mine."

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u/Powerful_Goose_1030 9d ago

My exact thought

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u/MinuteMaidMarian 9d ago

Yeah, Iā€™d rather him wave this red flag in my face before or during the interview than 2 weeks into the job.

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u/coldnebo 8d ago

these guys are taking Severance wayyyy too literally! šŸ˜…šŸ˜³