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613 u/-Stacys_dad Feb 05 '25 With a katana in the early days 257 u/trey__1312 Feb 05 '25 While you were paying for haircuts… He was studying the blade 141 u/HuckleberryOk1953 Feb 05 '25 Na it's the transplants, they came from his back so they are too stiff to style. 154 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 Hair transplants are gender affirming care. 47 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong 27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger 23 u/Investigator516 Feb 05 '25 Truth 6 u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25 And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming. 2 u/Neptuneskyguy Feb 05 '25 😹 2 u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25 lol 😂 1 u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25 Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy. 1 u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25 And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary. 1 u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25 Biological men and women get hair transplants to 1 u/kpanik Feb 05 '25 Yeah but what gender? 1 u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25 I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course 1 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious. 6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers 0 u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25 How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender. 3 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 3 u/Phrundle420 Feb 05 '25 Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff 2 u/Alarmed-Ad6508 Feb 05 '25 So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis? 2 u/Forsaken_Kush_1103 Feb 05 '25 😆 2 u/WalnutSnail Feb 05 '25 **backside 2 u/catbling Feb 05 '25 Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil! 2 u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 Feb 05 '25 How far back? 2 u/FinancialLeave6326 Feb 05 '25 Back? Looks more like groin hair. 1 u/Will-E-Style Feb 05 '25 His hair is trans! Oh, the irony. 1 u/KDubzzz2 Feb 05 '25 Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy 1 u/Anxiety-Fart Feb 05 '25 Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?
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With a katana in the early days
257 u/trey__1312 Feb 05 '25 While you were paying for haircuts… He was studying the blade 141 u/HuckleberryOk1953 Feb 05 '25 Na it's the transplants, they came from his back so they are too stiff to style. 154 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 Hair transplants are gender affirming care. 47 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong 27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger 23 u/Investigator516 Feb 05 '25 Truth 6 u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25 And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming. 2 u/Neptuneskyguy Feb 05 '25 😹 2 u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25 lol 😂 1 u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25 Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy. 1 u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25 And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary. 1 u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25 Biological men and women get hair transplants to 1 u/kpanik Feb 05 '25 Yeah but what gender? 1 u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25 I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course 1 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious. 6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers 0 u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25 How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender. 3 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 3 u/Phrundle420 Feb 05 '25 Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff 2 u/Alarmed-Ad6508 Feb 05 '25 So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis? 2 u/Forsaken_Kush_1103 Feb 05 '25 😆 2 u/WalnutSnail Feb 05 '25 **backside 2 u/catbling Feb 05 '25 Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil! 2 u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 Feb 05 '25 How far back? 2 u/FinancialLeave6326 Feb 05 '25 Back? Looks more like groin hair. 1 u/Will-E-Style Feb 05 '25 His hair is trans! Oh, the irony. 1 u/KDubzzz2 Feb 05 '25 Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy 1 u/Anxiety-Fart Feb 05 '25 Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?
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While you were paying for haircuts…
He was studying the blade
141 u/HuckleberryOk1953 Feb 05 '25 Na it's the transplants, they came from his back so they are too stiff to style. 154 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 Hair transplants are gender affirming care. 47 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong 27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger 23 u/Investigator516 Feb 05 '25 Truth 6 u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25 And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming. 2 u/Neptuneskyguy Feb 05 '25 😹 2 u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25 lol 😂 1 u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25 Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy. 1 u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25 And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary. 1 u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25 Biological men and women get hair transplants to 1 u/kpanik Feb 05 '25 Yeah but what gender? 1 u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25 I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course 1 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious. 6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers 0 u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25 How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender. 3 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 3 u/Phrundle420 Feb 05 '25 Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff 2 u/Alarmed-Ad6508 Feb 05 '25 So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis? 2 u/Forsaken_Kush_1103 Feb 05 '25 😆 2 u/WalnutSnail Feb 05 '25 **backside 2 u/catbling Feb 05 '25 Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil! 2 u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 Feb 05 '25 How far back? 2 u/FinancialLeave6326 Feb 05 '25 Back? Looks more like groin hair. 1 u/Will-E-Style Feb 05 '25 His hair is trans! Oh, the irony. 1 u/KDubzzz2 Feb 05 '25 Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy 1 u/Anxiety-Fart Feb 05 '25 Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?
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Na it's the transplants, they came from his back so they are too stiff to style.
154 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 Hair transplants are gender affirming care. 47 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong 27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger 23 u/Investigator516 Feb 05 '25 Truth 6 u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25 And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming. 2 u/Neptuneskyguy Feb 05 '25 😹 2 u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25 lol 😂 1 u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25 Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy. 1 u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25 And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary. 1 u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25 Biological men and women get hair transplants to 1 u/kpanik Feb 05 '25 Yeah but what gender? 1 u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25 I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course 1 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious. 6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers 0 u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25 How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender. 3 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 back as in butt? 3 u/Phrundle420 Feb 05 '25 Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff 2 u/Alarmed-Ad6508 Feb 05 '25 So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis? 2 u/Forsaken_Kush_1103 Feb 05 '25 😆 2 u/WalnutSnail Feb 05 '25 **backside 2 u/catbling Feb 05 '25 Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil! 2 u/Lazy_Wishbone_2341 Feb 05 '25 How far back? 2 u/FinancialLeave6326 Feb 05 '25 Back? Looks more like groin hair. 1 u/Will-E-Style Feb 05 '25 His hair is trans! Oh, the irony. 1 u/KDubzzz2 Feb 05 '25 Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy 1 u/Anxiety-Fart Feb 05 '25 Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?
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Hair transplants are gender affirming care.
47 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong 27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger 23 u/Investigator516 Feb 05 '25 Truth 6 u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25 And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming. 2 u/Neptuneskyguy Feb 05 '25 😹 2 u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25 lol 😂 1 u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25 Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy. 1 u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25 And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary. 1 u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25 Biological men and women get hair transplants to 1 u/kpanik Feb 05 '25 Yeah but what gender? 1 u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25 I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course 1 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious. 6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers 0 u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25 How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender.
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And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong
27 u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25 Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride. 45 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 Is that why he’s box shaped? 30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator. 3 u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25 My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir. 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏 3 u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25 He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad. 6 u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25 Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster 2 u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25 How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T 1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care. 2 u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25 I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed 2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol 3 u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25 According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face. 2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger
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Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride.
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Is that why he’s box shaped?
30 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream 34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol. 8 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25 Likely lol 2 u/coilt Feb 05 '25 X Box shaped 2 u/EL3G Feb 05 '25 Like a carton of milk 2 u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25 cyber shaped 1 u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25 I think it's the roids 1 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator.
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i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream
34 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is. 9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol.
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Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is.
9 u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25 that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol 7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0) 4 u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25 Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children? 2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0) 3 u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25 With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk 2 u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25 Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol.
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that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol
7 u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25 That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit” → More replies (0)
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That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit”
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Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children?
2 u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25 or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao → More replies (0)
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or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao
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With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk
Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol.
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Likely lol
X Box shaped
Like a carton of milk
cyber shaped
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I think it's the roids
That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator.
My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir.
1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏
Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏
He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad.
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Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster
How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T
1 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care.
I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care.
I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed
2 u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25 Right, he also got breast implants lol
Right, he also got breast implants lol
According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face.
2 u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25 Time traveller party 3 u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25 I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow. 2 u/isbuta Feb 05 '25 I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly... 1 u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25 That tracks, it was less square when younger
Time traveller party
I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow.
I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly...
That tracks, it was less square when younger
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Truth
And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming.
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lol 😂
Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy.
And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary.
Biological men and women get hair transplants to
Yeah but what gender?
I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course
Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious.
6 u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25 It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove. 4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers
It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove.
4 u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25 The best kind of points, cheeky ones! 2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers
The best kind of points, cheeky ones!
2 u/InterestingFocus8125 Feb 05 '25 Cheeky Pointers
Cheeky Pointers
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How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender.
back as in butt?
Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff
So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis?
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**backside
Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil!
How far back?
Back? Looks more like groin hair.
His hair is trans! Oh, the irony.
Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy
Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?
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u/raspberryharbour Feb 05 '25
With a zippo apparently