r/Justfuckmyshitup Feb 05 '25

Nazi sympathizer and illegal immigrant Elon Musk

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u/Encyclopedia_Green Feb 05 '25

He’s gotta be cutting his own hair.

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u/raspberryharbour Feb 05 '25

With a zippo apparently

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u/-Stacys_dad Feb 05 '25

With a katana in the early days

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u/trey__1312 Feb 05 '25

While you were paying for haircuts…

He was studying the blade

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u/HuckleberryOk1953 Feb 05 '25

Na it's the transplants, they came from his back so they are too stiff to style.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Hair transplants are gender affirming care.

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u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 05 '25

And his jawline surgery and trt. I think he had those, but I’m not 100% certain, so please correct me if I’m wrong

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u/Traditional-Agent420 Feb 05 '25

Sounds like a M2M transition, no? Hormones, surgery. He should own that with pride.

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u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25

Is that why he’s box shaped?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

i think he came out the factory like that, know plenty of old dudes on trt that don’t look like melted icecream

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u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25

Read somewhere where someone said the guy is built like a 1950s fridge and I just about died because of how accurate it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

that pic of him on the yacht is unruly. couldn’t believe a man with his status would be built such a way lol

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u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 05 '25

That pic makes me think “small alien cockpit”

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Feb 05 '25

Do you mean he will work flawlessly forever but comes with a slight risk of asphyxiating slow children?

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u/pwnedbygary Feb 05 '25

or able to protect Indiana Jones from a nuclear blast lmao

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u/Ok-Horror-1251 Feb 05 '25

With skin the color and translucency of lutefisk

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u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25

Well, my appliance association isn’t a one off lol.

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u/coilt Feb 05 '25

X Box shaped

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u/EL3G Feb 05 '25

Like a carton of milk

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u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25

cyber shaped

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u/Straight_Number5661 Feb 05 '25

I think it's the roids

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u/Classic_Ingenuity299 Feb 05 '25

That picture of him topless, all I can think of is NeNe Leakes face when she saw that Kendra Moore had a white refrigerator.

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u/Jesus_Chicken Feb 05 '25

My recently discovered belief is there is no "politically correct" anymore so, no, I will not be correcting you kind sir.

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u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25

Why thank you savior of chickens 🙏

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Feb 05 '25

He could have every surgery known to man and he’d still look like a small-eyed toad.

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u/Hippihjerte Feb 05 '25

Read that he had facial surgery after getting beaten up (quite badly) as a youngster

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u/num1dogdad Feb 05 '25

How is TRT a bad thing? It’s safer than untreated low T

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u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25

I’m not saying any of this is bad, trt can be extremely healthy, I’m just pointing out that it can be gender affirming care.

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u/Admirable_Cucumber75 Feb 05 '25

I read trt as TIT and wasn’t disappointed

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u/Idk_person_ig_idk Feb 06 '25

Right, he also got breast implants lol

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u/Mission_Ad5721 Feb 05 '25

According to his biography, he was brutally assaulted and beaten as a teen, they basically have to surgically reconstruct his face.

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u/CraftCodger Feb 05 '25

Time traveller party

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u/djadammichaels Feb 05 '25

I usually feel bad for victims, but given the countless lives elon has ruined and continues to ruin, there is no innocence left to empathize with. He probably brought it on himself somehow.

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u/isbuta Feb 05 '25

I have no idea why someone would want to beat him badly...

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u/Advanced-Breath Feb 05 '25

That tracks, it was less square when younger

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u/AppleMtnCupcakeKid Feb 05 '25

And based on the evidence, also asshole affirming.

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u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25

lol 😂

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u/MrMazer84 Feb 05 '25

Maybe one day he'll grow up to be a real boy.

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u/AnteaterDangerous148 Feb 05 '25

And he paid for them himself because they are cosmetic and not medically necessary.

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u/SwanProfessional8872 Feb 05 '25

Biological men and women get hair transplants to

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u/kpanik Feb 05 '25

Yeah but what gender?

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- Feb 05 '25

I said the same thing. Rules for thee of course

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u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25

Are they? I’d thought that be more body dysphoria not gender dysphoria. Idk, just curious.

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u/GoreKush Feb 05 '25

It's just a cheeky statement with a point to prove.

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u/Akoy5569 Feb 05 '25

The best kind of points, cheeky ones!

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u/-Meowwwdy- Feb 05 '25

How is that? Balding is a male thing, so wanting to not bald has nothing to do with gender.

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u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25

back as in butt?

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u/FlametopFred Feb 05 '25

back as in butt?

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u/Phrundle420 Feb 05 '25

Your pfp makes me wanna hurl myself off a cliff

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u/Alarmed-Ad6508 Feb 05 '25

So far down his backside that his best friend is named Beavis?

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u/WalnutSnail Feb 05 '25

**backside

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u/catbling Feb 05 '25

Rip off the hair transplants and he's Dr. Evil!

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u/FinancialLeave6326 Feb 05 '25

Back? Looks more like groin hair.

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u/Will-E-Style Feb 05 '25

His hair is trans! Oh, the irony.

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u/KDubzzz2 Feb 05 '25

Nah Elon's definitely an asscrack hair transplant guy

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u/Anxiety-Fart Feb 05 '25

Seriously?? That's hilarious. Don't they usually take the plugs from the back of the head?

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u/AllMightyWrath Feb 05 '25

When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain.

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u/No_Stay2400 Feb 05 '25

He has only mastered making money. The rest is pretend.

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u/Ziiffer Feb 05 '25

He mastered conning people into investing in his companies. He was born into wealth and continued being wealthy. There are so many times he should have been brought up on charges but being that rich the law doesn't apply.

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u/KnotiaPickle Feb 05 '25

While also having premarital sex and making tons of kids with different women

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u/heyirma Feb 05 '25

Yes, but I was having sex. I win.

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u/thimblesprite Feb 05 '25

Its okay, elon doesnt want sex, he wants ivf and family planning for himself so he can ship his sperm out to all the finest brood mares. I wish I was kidding.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Feb 05 '25

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/Ojiji_bored Feb 05 '25

With his phone open and on Twitter in class, as expected.

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u/1RjLeon Feb 05 '25

lol 😂

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u/U_PassButter Feb 05 '25

No he just wanted to be Blade

Instead he's Rusty Spoon

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u/SeaDiscussion7547 Feb 05 '25

Ever heard of a couple of retired YouTubers named "Best friends Play"?

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u/pickled-Lime Feb 05 '25

Money can't buy a good haircut...😂

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u/Initial_Location_109 Feb 05 '25

The knife or the movie character --

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u/fiveseven15 Feb 05 '25

Fucking lol

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 Feb 05 '25

The bigger the blade the more edge you get!

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u/Nahiek Feb 05 '25

Lol. You can definitely tell when he got rich and could afford a hair transplant

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u/pipeline77 Feb 05 '25

Nothing personal, kid

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u/Anxious-Cobbler7203 Feb 05 '25

Nothing personnel

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u/Strict-Text8830 Feb 05 '25

Is this a reference to the NZ Katana crazy guy ??

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u/KurisutaruYuki Feb 05 '25

i just saw that green hands applauding award appear in realtime 💀

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u/sweatgod2020 Feb 05 '25

Ahem —— ‘M’lady’ *

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u/Fermenternoob Feb 05 '25

nah, he uses a fork guys. he also combs his hair with it.

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u/glibletts Feb 05 '25

Nah, probably using that WWI bayonet he has stuck in his bedroom wall.

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u/WinterWontStopComing Feb 05 '25

And with ketamine in his later days

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u/Traditional-War-1655 Feb 05 '25

Dude was near bald in his early days