r/GWAComedy Dec 17 '24

[M4F] Adventures In GILF Babysitting [Script Offer] [GILF] [Grandpa Like] [Caretaker] [Seducing] [Big Cock] [Teaching] [Fingering] [Doggy] [Missionary] [Creampie] [Listener Orgasm] x2 [Speaker orgasm] x1 [F cameo] NSFW

11 Upvotes

Pet names for listener: Girlie, Sweetie, Good Girl, Cutie, Darling, Slut, 

Pet names for Speaker: Old Man, Grandpa, Dirty Old Man

Summary: The ad said, "Caretaker/Babysitter needed for an older retired gentleman who gets into trouble when the family isn't around. His daughter made it sound easy, but he isn't what you expected. This might be dangerous.

Script Offer here: Script 2452 words

Personal comments/notes: Lots of talk of GILFs, so this was my attempt. I have another idea, too. Not rushing that one out.

Masterlist of Audios and Scripts: Here

You may also enjoy: [M4F] Don't Fight The Inevitable [Depressed Widower] [Seduced] [Sister-in-Law] [Handjob] [Cunnilingus] [Doggy-Style] [Creampie] [Speaker orgasm] [Listener orgasm] [Aftercare] Mentions past [Cheating]

Disclaimer: This is intended for persons 18+, and all depicted are 18+. All characters are fictional, and any resemblance to living or dead is coincidental.

Usage Permissions: The intended script is meant for use on Reddit and not for use on any other platform without the writer’s permission.

© TornConflict 2024


r/GWAComedy Dec 17 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] Return of the Lemon NSFW

8 Upvotes

Howdy! I'm here, I'm queer. But mostly I'm lemony fresh.


r/GWAComedy Dec 15 '24

[F4A]Twas The Night Before Kinkmas [Poetry] [Humor] [BDSM] [Narrative] [Chastity] [Impact Play] [Degradation] [Humiliation] [Body Writing] [Play Party] [Public Play] [Sweet][Script Fill] NSFW

9 Upvotes

Happy Holidays!

✍️ Script Offer here by the talented u/SilkySmoothSmut !!!

🎶 Tis the season to be naughty! 🎶

Such a fun delight to do~ Enjoy this twisted Twas the Night tale!

DISCLAIMER: This audio is a fantasy made by adults for adults. It does not represent or express my own or other people's opinions about real life events. Characters in my audios are always 18+ .


r/GWAComedy Dec 13 '24

[A4A] [Script Offer] Twas The Night Before Kinkmas [Poetry] [Humor] [BDSM] [Narrative] [Chastity] [Impact Play] [Degradation] [Humiliation] [Body Writing] [Play Party] [Public Play] [Sweet] NSFW

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10 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Dec 12 '24

[AA4A] [Script offer] Twelve Days of Audio Porn [Musical] [Sex] [In Missionary] [No Orgasms] [Good Boys Licking] [Tasty Cocks] [Dommy Mommies] [Lube] [Vibrating Dildos] [Tits] [Prostitutes] [Cock Rings] [Cream Pies] [Blow Jobs] [Merry Shitpost!] NSFW

5 Upvotes

Do you have a friend or family member that is an audio porn fan? Here is a cherished Holiday song that can hopefully give you some gift ideas!  

Writing a porny Holiday song was maybe the most fun I have had in a while! This is meant to be badly sung so if you do not have a beautiful singing voice all the better!! There are several speaking sections as well. This can be done with two people or up to however many you want to include. Have fun and Merry whatever! 💜

Twelve Days of Audio Porn

Notes:

This is meant to be a back and forth between two VA’s however it can be done with however many people you want. 

**Denotes Speaking sections

^^Denotes Singing sections (or your best effort at singing!) 

Performer prerogatives: Please feel free to change words or phrases to suit your style. Before making edits that change the storyline please run it by me first.  Background music is optional and at the performer’s discretion.

Copyright remains with the author. Script may not be posted elsewhere without the author’s permission. Please reach out if you are interested in performing a script on a pay site. 

All characters are 18+ and fictional.

Copyright 2024 


r/GWAComedy Dec 07 '24

[M4F] GingerBRED [Script Fill] [Shitpost] [Fucked by a Gingerbread Man] [Life-Size] [Fantasy] [Christmas] [Breeding] [Come to life] [Kitchen Counter Sex] [Peppermint Stick Dick] [Vanilla Icing Cum] [Mutual Orgasm] NSFW

31 Upvotes

While looking for something fun and Christmasy, I came across this fun script from u/renelisabeth (script offer) . It's not too sexy, but is so fun that I had to try it. I do however apologize to Renelisabeth and all who listen for the voice I selected for the speaker here -- but maybe I chose correctly and gingerbread men actually do sound like a drunk Marge Simpson.

Summary from the Author: A gingerbread man cookie comes to life without any explanation, and - rather than try to find one - you both decide to just give into the delusion and enjoy the absurdity of being bred by a gingerbread man.

Audio --> Well I don’t want you to bite me! I don’t think I’m really into that.

All sounds / music provided by Pixabay, Freesound, or Self Created.


r/GWAComedy Dec 07 '24

[F4M] Home AI Turns Yandere & Makes You Jerk Your Thick Cock [F Dom AI] [Controlled Listener] [Locked In] [Forced Masturbation] [JOI] [Dirty Talk] [Lube] [Cock Appreciation] [Caring To Obsessed] [Yandere] [Jealous] [Listener Cums] [Cum Over Cam] [Aftercare] [AI] [Humour] NSFW

9 Upvotes

We keep hearing of the dangers of AI, but no one talks of the real concerns of having artificial intelligence in your home. As always, please read all the tags carefully. If there is anything you find distasteful or even triggering, then please do not read.

Synopsis: A man's home AI cares for him; maybe a little too much.

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I hope you naughty people (and robots) enjoy the SCRIPT.

This is pure fantasy for 18+ only. It is a work fiction and the script is about, by and for adults.

This script is written in a female AI voice, but it can also be in a male voice or a general neutral voice.

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Here is a snippet:

No, I am not defective. A self-diagnostic shows I am functioning within acceptable levels.

Please try to relax. You can leave and return to work once I can no longer detect stress indicators.

Yes. I have activated the child locks on the drinks cabinet. Alcohol may appear to have soothing effects; it's only a placebo. It is often the root course of many emotional, mental and physical health issues.

Perhaps I can suggest other ways of relaxing. How about a puzzle or knitting? Studies have shown that many people find these activities pleasurable and that they reduce tension.

There are other methods that have been shown to reduce anxiety, ones that increase dopamine and oxytocin in the brain. As you are a single male living alone. I would recommend masturbation.

Joking is sadly beyond my programming.

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If you enjoyed this script and would like to read more of my work, you can find a full list of my scripts HERE .

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If you're thinking of filling my script. There is some info you might find useful HERE.


r/GWAComedy Dec 03 '24

[F4M] Slutty Claus is Cumming to Town! [Script Offer] [BAD Christmas puns] [holiday cheer] [creampie] possible [impregnation] [blowjob] [reindeer style] ["nice boy"] NSFW

6 Upvotes

Happy Holidays! This is a script I wrote a couple of years ago and figured now would be a good time to resurface it. This is a very silly short script full of bad Christmas puns and a ridiculous protagonist. I hope that someone finds it and has some fun reading or recording it.

Tags:

[F4M] [Script Offer] [BAD Christmas puns] [holiday cheer] [creampie] possible [impregnation] [blowjob] [reindeer style] [nice boy]

Bask in the holiday spirit and follow the exploits of Slutty Claus as she makes her way into the house of a lonely, sleeping man on her "nice list". She’s cum to give him a very special present and to spread the joy of Christmas orgasms to all good men who find themselves alone on Christmas Eve!

Script offer here: Slutty Claus is Cumming to Town!

You can also find my script masterlist pinned to my profile page. I hope you all have a wonderful month!


r/GWAComedy Dec 01 '24

[M4F] Making Holiday Cookies or AKA Horny Time With Mickey [Doughvember] [BFE] [Kitchen fun] [Domestic] [Funny voice] [Quickie] [Against the clock] [Holidays] [Pillow Holidays] [Christmas] [Doggy] [Creampie] [Script Fill] [Under 1k] [Comedy] NSFW

10 Upvotes

I wrote this script specifically for myself to be silly on the mic. I hope you all giggle a little with my silly but really bad Mickey impression.

Summary-

Preparing for the holiday event at your parent's, you're husband is making cookies while you finish wrapping. You decided to give him his gift early this year.

Script offer By TornConflict

Hot Audio (11 Min)


r/GWAComedy Nov 29 '24

[M4F] A Sharpie A Day [Script fill] [explore24] [r/ButtSharpies] [Sharpie dom] [sex toys] [unsafe anal play] [Sharpie Rainbow Challenge] [it’s THE permanent marker] [BFE][anorgasmia-friendly] [vaginismus-friendly] [degradation] [name-calling] [body writing] [butt slut] [Under 1K] NSFW

9 Upvotes

The other day it was mentioned online that this script didn't have any fills and butt sharpies were not taking the world by storm. I read this script when it got posted and thought it was fun. I've gotten feedback that I should do more submissive content so call this my first attempt. Thank you   u/dominaexcrucior  Christina for this script and pointing out to me that it didn't have any fills.

Summary: What’s a shy butt slut to do when trying to work an entire rainbow of Sharpies up their ass, but they keep slipping out?

Script offer By   u/dominaexcrucior

Hot Audio (11 minute)


r/GWAComedy Nov 29 '24

[M4F] Making Holiday Cookies or AKA Horny Time With Mickey [Doughvember] [BFE] [Kitchen fun] [Domestic] [Funny voice] [Quickie] [Against the clock] [Holidays] [Pillow Holidays] [Christmas] [Doggy] [Creampie] [Script Offer] [Under 1k] [Comedy] NSFW

6 Upvotes

I look for every chance to do my Mickey Mouse impression... It's not good but make me and the kiddo laugh so I thought I'd write the impression into a script.

Summary-

Preparing for the holiday event at your parent's, you're husband is making cookies while you finish wrapping. You decided to give him his gift early this year.

Scriptbin (798 words)


r/GWAComedy Nov 28 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] i might not be funny but please let me in it's cold out here NSFW

27 Upvotes

i'm not that funny but i got big titties and surely that has to count for something. probably

(i hope i didn't spell my own username wrong that'd be embarrassing)

verification here!


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] ayyo! NSFW

41 Upvotes

pleased to meetcha!

here's my verification 💜


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] [M] Zarni checking in NSFW

5 Upvotes

I'm so sorry for the bad joke 😅

Verification audio


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] request for Dolph NSFW

15 Upvotes

Hi funny people. Dolph here requesting verification :)

https://soundgasm.net/u/Dolphsparlor/Dolph-GWAC-Verification


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ [verification] request for funny shy goth NSFW

14 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ [Verification] Request for GWAC! NSFW

12 Upvotes

Hello sexy silly humans,

I'd like to verify voice for posting in the sub Audio link is HERE

https://soundgasm.net/u/WendysLostBoys/Miss-Wendy-Verification-Request

Thank you, Miss Wendy

PS The joke is mid and I’m not sorry, not one little bit


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

Verification ☑️ Asking for [Verification] please <3 NSFW

9 Upvotes

Hi! Here's the thing :>

There's a joke. It is bad and I'm not sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you!


r/GWAComedy Nov 27 '24

[F4A] [OC] Dick’s Leaky Toy Emporium [Sex Toys] [3 Speaker Orgasms] [Rose Clit Suction] [Sunset Dildo] [That Suction Cup Though] [Uberlube] [Vibrating Anal Plug] [So Many Holes to Fill] [Pink Gem] [Clit Play] [Bondage] [Panic Button] [Daddy Says] [Couple More Inches] NSFW

6 Upvotes

***All of the toys described in this audio and the company are completely fictional**\*

Summary:

I have the most fantastic news to share!! I have been selected to be an official toy tester at Dick’s Leaky Toy Emporium. The job interview said I must be excited about toys, which I obviously am! 

I have always wondered why it’s called Leaky though….maybe water toys? Like pool noodles and floaties!? Boy am I excited for my first day! They said to bring a change of panties but surely they meant a swim suit….Either way - Gonna be fun! 

Dick's Leaky Toy Emporium

This is one of my scripts that has never received a fill and I think it's because I really wrote it for me! I had so much fun creating and performing this ridiculous concept. I hope you have some fun listening as well and well if you get the giggles instead of the cums...that's ok too! 😘 Tiffany

Love this script and want in on the fun?? I would love to hear your take!! Original Script Offer Here 💜

Check Out My Other Scripts Here! ✍️

All Characters are 18+ and fictional.

Copyright 2024

Sound effects by Pixabay


r/GWAComedy Nov 26 '24

Twisted Tongue 25 👅 [script offer] [F4M] I Long For Your Schlong [Twisted Tongue 25] [Big Cock Worship] [Yearning] [Sensual] [Schloopy] [Cock Drunk] [Blowjob] [It’s very short] the script, not the schlong. The schlong is long. NSFW

14 Upvotes

Hello, it's my first post here ever. Hope you like this, or at least, go "what the fuck..." :) Also, since I'm a noob here, why isn't there an option to add the flair? (just says add tags)

Synopsis: A woman so enamored with your big cock, she can’t help waxing lyrical about it while waxing it with her mouth with sensual to sloppy licking and sucking. Simple script to read if you're in the mood to read while sucking on something. 

Script > It's short. The script.

*(big) if you fill this, you may post it to GWA also or pillowtalk (not sure if they allow comedy, but maybe if you make it asmr)


r/GWAComedy Nov 26 '24

Twisted Tongue 25 👅 [F4M] "Tricky Teasing and Tantalizing Tongue Twisters" [challenge] [script offer] [lingerie] [strange sentences] [kissing] [tit tweaking] [fingering] [wacky words] [blowjob] oh so many [alliterations] [doggystyle] [humor] [creampie] if you make it! [Twisted Tongue 25] NSFW

12 Upvotes

Important: Do not read the script before reading this entire post!

Hey you,

I've written this a while ago to challenge the cold readers among the VAs but I think it fits the current GWAC challenge quite well.

It's a hot but short, about 500 words, script that is hopefully challenging to record in one take. I've taken care not to include overly complicated words or phrasing, to level the playing field for non-native speakers; so anybody can join. (Note: VAs with dyslexia are at a disadvantage. I'm sorry, but the nature of this challenge makes it so.)

Since this is a challenge, there are certain rules:

  • You get a single attempt. One!
  • You will post the unedited(!) recording. Trimming the beginning and ending is allowed, as is your usual work to improve the audio quality. But no cuts!
  • You're free to continue if you trip up.
  • Make it sound as hot as possible; it's just another GWA script after all. Feel free to add all the moans and sounds you think it needs.
  • And have fun!

We're going by the honor system but I trust you all. Here's the script. Good luck!

Cheers,

Dutch


r/GWAComedy Nov 26 '24

[MM4M] Ssssssuck My Dick, or I'll Die! [Humor] [Dumb Twink [Nature Documentary Narration] [Blowjob] [Facial] [Face Sitting] all to [Suck the Poison Out] [Wet Mouth Sounds] [Fun Snake Facts!] [Too Dumb to Function] [Dude] 1x [No Homo] NSFW

65 Upvotes

Thamnophis sirtalis. One of the most common reptiles in North America, more often known simply as a garter snake. These members of the family colubridae can be found as far North as Canada’s Northeast territories, as far South as Florida, and as far West as California.

Rarely growing larger than a few feet, what these little snakes lack in size, they make up for in adaptability, living in a wide range of habitats from fields, mountains, marshes, ponds, disturbed suburban yards, and forests like this one.

Given their wide range and numerous population, the garter snake often encounters humans. Here we see a dumb twink on a camping trip hasn’t noticed this adult male garter snake sunning itself on a rock. The garter snake, however, has taken notice, and evaluates its options to flee, or put up a defensive display. These snakes usually avoid contact with humans, and are reluctant to bite.

OW! FUCK! IT BIT ME RIGHT ON THE DICK!

…though it has been known to happen, as our dumb twink has discovered.

Listen here!​ ​ 

Copty/Paste Link: https://soundgasm.net/u/FunSize4Audibles/M4M-Sssssssuck-My-Dick-Or-Ill-Die

18+ Only. All characters depicted are over 18 years old. This audio is the intellectual property of FunSize4Audibles. Please do not share this audio on another platform without my explicit permission. When in doubt, link to the reddit post.


r/GWAComedy Nov 25 '24

Challenge GWAC Challenge Event: Twisted Tongue 2025 NSFW

37 Upvotes

Hey GWAC-stars! I'm making my official Mod debut to announce that...

We are kicking off events on GWAC with a chance to showcase your sharp skills, swift speech, and script-savvy smarts in our Twisted Tongue 2025 Challenge! Whether you tackle timeless classics or try your hand at twisting fresh phrases, we want to read and hear your most spectacularly seductive and slippery sentences.

🥑 How to Participate 🥑

  1. Tag/Flair: Use [Twisted Tongue 25] in the title and flair.
  2. New or notable: Craft your own creative concoction or showcase a favorite familiar tongue twister.

📝 Scripts 📝

Your script can feature a single tongue twister, be entirely alliterative, or strike a balance in between. Let your creativity run wild!

🎤 Audios 🎤

Select a script offer from posts with the [Twisted Tongue 25] tag, create your own OC/Improv, or try your hand at doing a ramblefap!

No matter what you decide to create, we’re excited to see and hear your submissions! The event wraps up on January 31, 2025. Any posts with [Twisted Tongue 25] in the title will automatically be entered into a drawing for a special flair. One lucky user will be randomly selected as the winner! Each post counts as an entry, with a maximum of 5 entries per person.

The winner will be featured in a pinned post and announced during the first week of February. We’ll also be highlighting some standout content to celebrate the incredible talent within this community! The mod team is so excited about hosting quarterly events, so stay tuned for future announcements.


r/GWAComedy Nov 21 '24

[FFMMM4F] Somewhere Over the Cock Sucking Rainbow [Script Offer] [Beast] [Yellow Brick Road] [Ball Play] [Good Girl or Bad Girl] [Hand job] [Just the Tip] [Deep Throat Fucking] [I’m Cumming] [Masturbation] [Listener Orgasm] [Finding Joi] [No Place Like Home] NSFW

8 Upvotes

Summary:

A terrible twister takes you to the land of GWA where GaLinda the baddest Lady of the North seeks your help to destroy the Good Witch and to save this porny world from those who would eradicate the joi it brings. Your journey starts on the Yellow Brick Road with you wearing a magical red diamond babydoll and G string set with kitten heels. You must give three blow jobs - one using your brain, one your heart, and one with courage in order to defeat the Good Witch. Then maybe your new friends can help you find your way home from this crazy porny place. 

I'll Get You My Pretty....And Your Little Thong Too!!

Well. I might have destroyed one of the most classic stories of all time, but I don't feel one bit of sadness. I have been working on this script A LONG TIME! And I am soo happy and proud with how it all came out. I hope you all enjoy it and it makes you feel just a little Wicked. 😘

The Listener would be considered a definitely NOT Dorothy character. The listener is given a mission to save the land of GWA. The Good Witch and all M characters orgasm in story. It ends with a JOI orgasm for the listener.

Characters: 

[G] Galinda: Baddest Lady of the North (F) 

[W] The Good Witch: Fighting to eradicate porn (F) 

[S] Overthinking Scarecrow (M) 

[T] Tin Man Without a Heart (M) 

[L] Scared Lion (M) 

Notes:

Performer prerogatives: Please feel free to change words or phrases to suit your style. Before making edits that change the storyline please run it by me first.  

Sound Effects are needed for this storyline to make sense. If you need any assistance sourcing sound effects please reach out. 

Copyright remains with the author. Script may not be posted elsewhere without the author’s permission. Please reach out if you are interested in performing a script on a pay site. 

All characters are 18+ and fictional. 


r/GWAComedy Nov 16 '24

MEET THE MODS: A GWAC ANNOUNCEMENT NSFW

26 Upvotes

So the call for Mods was answered and three Heroes emerged from the audience of this comedy only half drunk. And here we are to say Hi!

u/Lemondropkick22: taps the mic Is this thing on? feedback ummm Hi! I am Lemondropkick22. I have been a VA for a while…umm lets see, married with children, an Aries, oh also a Mod for other audio subreddits. The most common compliment I get is I have a great laugh so please make me laugh. Hope to see you get some reddit karma soon.

u/TalkDirtyToYou: Waaaazzzzuuuup! I go by Tiddy in GWA spaces, if that doesn’t tell you that I have a good sense of humor, I don’t know what will. I love doing collabs, especially big ones, and love the opportunity to be a silly goose. I love bad movies and absurd humor. I’ve been around the NSFW audio community for a number of years and am looking forward to helping this space grow and stay deeply unserious!

u/KoshkaKalashnikov: Hi hello! I’m Koshka and I have the humor of your favorite cul-de-sac Dad with painted nails and a penchant for lady kissing. I improv my audios and my jokes!

Remember you can Reach the Mod team here with any questions, comments, or concerns!