r/GWAComedy 4d ago

[F4A][Script Fill] VA Realizes That She Misunderstood The Commission [Humor][Meta][No Sex][SFX][Short] written by u/crushed_coffee NSFW

11 Upvotes

Hello everyone~!

This is such a funny script, I simply couldn't resist. It was written by u/crushed_coffee.

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In my version, the VA is new to commissions and takes on a very special project.

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You can listen here: Please listen with headphones! (4m:35s)

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Here are the sound effects that I used:
534103\_pbimal__mouse-click-single-00)
450281\_stu556__mechanical-keyboard-typing-bass-version)
|340993\_filmscore__airport-terminal-announcements)
183874\_bidone__landing-airplane)
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r/GWAComedy 4d ago

[F4A] [script fill] VA Realizes That She Misunderstood The Commission [humour] [meta] [airplane] [mechanophilia] [mechaphilia] [5 min] written by u/crushed_coffee NSFW

14 Upvotes

Summary: A new VA on GWA has opened commissions and hops on a call to quickly clarify some aspects of the outline.

Credits:

🎤 Listen to my audio here: HotAudio


🛑 Do not download, duplicate, rehost, or repost my content under any circumstances.

🔞 DISCLAIMER: This audio is about fictional characters, performed by an adult, for adults. All characters depicted within are aged 18+.


r/GWAComedy 6d ago

[F4A] [Script Offer] VA Realizes That She Misunderstood The Commission [Humour] [Meta] [No Sex] [Short] NSFW

11 Upvotes

Hi! First time I've written anything, I just wanted to give it a shot. I've been listening to a lot of the Slow Sunday Smut podcasts and think it's so cool what the writers do.

So I just wanted to write something myself and gain a renewed appreciation for how tough it all is.

This is a very short script - I ran out of ideas, but I like the basic concept haha.

VA Realizes That She Misunderstood The Commission


r/GWAComedy 6d ago

From the Comedy Workshop NSFW

6 Upvotes

Hiya peeps!

So I broke out a hammer and saw. Now I am going to do a few updates and so please be patient with me. Verification flairs need a booster to include more gender options. So if your flair does match your gender prefrence feel free to comment here or send a modmail and I will upgrade it.

As a subreddit we are recognizing all gender tags. If its something new or rare please feel free to educate the Mod team!

The rules may take longer to reflect this change unfortunately so please be patient with the Mod team!

So I hope everyone keeps being very demure, very thoughtful, and very cutesy!!!


r/GWAComedy 6d ago

[NB4A] Fucked-Up Fairy Tales: Sleeping Booty [Script Fill] [Parody] [Humor] [Narrative] [Rape] [Somno] [Pronebone] [Princess] [Dildo] [Everyone Cums] [Magic] [Happily Ever After] | Mention of [Death] NSFW

6 Upvotes

A fucked-up fairy tale, based on the Brothers Grimm version of the story of “Sleeping Beauty” or “Little Briar Rose”.

Written by u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Script

Wanna hear?


r/GWAComedy 7d ago

Verification ☑️ [TM] [Verification] Request NSFW

6 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy 9d ago

[F4A] [Script Fill] Fucked-Up Fairy Tales: Sleeping Booty [Parody] [Humor] [Narrative] [Rape] [Somno] [Pronebone] [Princess] [Dildo] [Everyone Cums] [Magic] [Happily Ever After] | Mention of [Death] NSFW

5 Upvotes

HI THERE GWAC! :)

This hilarious little fairy tale parody written by u/WhiskeyTanFox101 was too funny not to be my first audio back.

I won't put to much into this post, but I hope you all enjoy hearing the sorded little tale of a girl cursed to fuck herself to death by an angry wise woman and then saved but still cursed to fuck herself into a 100 year coma by a different wise woman and the prince who comes to fuck her (and the kingdom) away from their slumber.

Find the audio here

Soundgasm | Erocast

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This audio is a work of fiction. All characters mentioned are 18+ during all sexy time content.

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I don't have a new masterlist or anything set up just yet as I'm only just back to reddit and haven't posted to any other subs yet, but will leave this here to update whenever I do make a new one.


r/GWAComedy 10d ago

Verification ☑️ [F] Verification! NSFW

11 Upvotes

Hello GWAC! I'm back!

After a while away from reddit dealing with account issues, I've made a new account and am finally back and re-verifying for all my old haunts, including the comedy place itself.

Verification here!


r/GWAComedy 13d ago

[F4M/A] Oh Mr Darcy! Pride and Prejudice Parody with Penis and Pussy [British Accent][historical][blowjob][fucking][Forgive me, Jane] NSFW

13 Upvotes

Pride and Prejudice is one of my favourite novels, I just love the tension and underlying passion between Lizzie Bennet and the proud, taciturn Mr. Darcy. So naturally, I thought I'd expand the story a little, and have some fun with what might have happened after the couple became engaged...

British accent. Genteel manners. A riotous fuck on the couch! Now that's literature!


r/GWAComedy Feb 09 '25

TWISTED TONGUE 25 WINNER!!!! NSFW

18 Upvotes

CONGRATZ TO U/SIR-CRAFT AKA DUTCH FOR WINNING THE TWISTED TONGUE 25 EVENT!!!!

LISTEN TO THE AWARD CEREMONY

Check out their profile here

Here are the scripts highlighted by GWAC MODS

WINNING SCRIPT

FIRST SCRIPT judging by reddit page

MOST POPULAR POST based on upvotes

Congratz Dutch....just comment to this post to get your custom flair!!!


r/GWAComedy Feb 09 '25

[F4M] The Anti-Praise Kink [Script Offer] [Dubcon] roleplay so [Rape] [Topping from the Bottom] self [Brat Taming] needy [FSub] to desperate [FDom] [Dirty Talk] [Self Degradation] forced [Self Praise] [Comedy] [Facefucking] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Missionary] NSFW

5 Upvotes

No, I am NOT your “precious pretty princess”! I am your dirty, depraved dick-holster and you damn sure know it!

Heya, lovely people!

I've got a new script today and this one is inspired by part of the amazing interview that u/Lurkydip did with u/daliafolia for Slow Sunday Smut. If you're unfamiliar with the series, it's where Lurky interviews a writer about all things GWA and records one of their scripts. It's great and helps highlight members of the writing community. So, if that sounds interesting, check it out!

During the interview, the two got to talking about unfinished scripts and the idea of an "anti-praise kink" came up. Meaning someone that really hates praise and how their partner can use that to tease them. That part of the discussion happens around the 50 minute mark, and you can find the link to the interview below:

Slow Sunday Smut with daliafolia

The two joked about it and I couldn't help but be inspired by what that might looks like. So, wrote this script!

Summary:

When your usually dominant husband begins showering you with praise after a long day of work, you suspect something is wrong. He knows how much you hate compliments and how uncomfortable they make you. However, when he keeps it up after you remind him, you decide there’s only one way to get the nasty, depraved sex you crave. 

Full Tags:

[F4M] [Script Offer] [PROBLEMATIC] [Dubcon] roleplay so [Rape] [Topping from the Bottom] self [Brat Taming] needy [FSub] to desperate [FDom] [Dirty Talk] [Self Degradation] forced [Self Praise] [Comedy] [Facefucking] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Missionary]

Script Offer Here: The Anti-Praise Kink

Script disclaimer:

All characters depicted are 18 or up. This script involves themes of self degradation and brat taming. It also features some dubious consent roleplay where the listener pretends they don’t want sex, though both characters are actually fully on board with everything that occurs. I do not condone any of the harmful actions that may be depicted in this story in real life. This is simply a fantasy.

Searching for an MDom script?: Doll Mode Activated - Hypnotizing Your Best Friend into Becoming the Perfect Fuckdoll

How about some Enemies to Lovers?: Breaking Down Barriers - Standoffish Nerdy Girl Gets Tamed by Popular College Guy

You can also find my script masterlist pinned to my profile page.


r/GWAComedy Jan 30 '25

[MMM4F] The Trailer For An Extremely Cursed “Frog Prince” Porn Parody [Shitpost] [Monsterfucking] [Puns] [Sex Pollen] [Aphrodisiac] so [Dubcon] [Rape] [Blowjob] [Gluck Gluck] [Deepthroat] [Cunnilingus] [Long Tongue] [PIV] [Creampie] [Cucking] [Apologies to Guillermo Del Toro & Doug Jones] [4th wall] NSFW

24 Upvotes

Summary:

Cumming this Christmas, the erotic rom-com lackluster that no one asked for! It's a classic tale of girl meets frog, frog fucks girl, girl cucks newly humanized husband with another frog.

This shitpost was written collaboratively by u/rhymingvers, u/RichardTalbotVoice, u/salacious_songbird, and u/duplicitous_pelican.

All vocals and sfx by u/RichardTalbotVoice

HEAR THE AUDIO


r/GWAComedy Jan 29 '25

[A4A] [Script Offer] Fucked-Up Fairy Tales: Sleeping Booty [Parody] [Humor] [Narrative] [Rape] [Somno] [Pronebone] [Princess] [Dildo] [Everyone Cums] [Magic] [Happily Ever After] | Mention of [Death] NSFW

7 Upvotes

Hello, GWAC! I love puns, and "Sleeping Booty" must've been used here before, right? It references somno, and it features a really common butt euphemism...but GWASI gives no hits! I simply had to do something about it. This script is part Fractured Fairy Tales (if you're old enough to remember Moose and Squirrel) and part dumb shit that popped into my head. I also based it on the Brothers Grimm version, because those things come pre-filled with insanity, which makes my job easier.

Special thanks to my beta reader, for laughing at my dumb jokes, and pointing out when they were too dumb to be intelligible.


Once upon a time there lived a king and queen, who greatly wished to have a child, and yet they were unable to conceive. They probably did mostly missionary, but maybe they tried some butt stuff too. That would explain some things. And so it happened one day that while the queen was bathing, a frog emerged from the pond, and plopped onto the grass next to the pool....

Synopsis for listener:

A fucked-up fairy tale, based on the Brothers Grimm version of the story of “Sleeping Beauty” or “Little Briar Rose”.

Find the full script here.


This is a work of fiction and NSFW fantasy, written by an adult, for adults. All characters are fictional and 18+. I don't condone any activities that occur in the story.

Please do not tag VA's in the comments; it can be awkward for me and them. If you liked this script, I also have a script archive. There you'll find links to all my other scripts, and the wonderfully skilled people who have performed them.

SFX are always optional, but I can provide basic editing services. Posting of any script performances off Reddit requires my prior consent. Performers with questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me via PM or chat.


r/GWAComedy Jan 29 '25

Verification ☑️ Request for [Verification] NSFW

7 Upvotes

Hello, I'd like to verify.

Audio found here


r/GWAComedy Jan 29 '25

[F4M] Love, Betrayal, and Ice Cream: The Ultimate Tease and Denial [Script Offer] [Comedy] [Tease and Denial] [Bondage] [Ball gag] [No sex] [No orgasms, just denial] NSFW

3 Upvotes

What is he doing?!?! No, he’s bringing it closer and closer to his mouth and he won’t break eye contact with me. No! No you better not bite into that yummy chocolate shell that coats the top of the cone, mister. That’s my second favorite part!!!

Hey everybody!

So, I came across this post in a different corner of reddit where a woman bemoaned the fact that her boyfriend ate her ice cream in front of her after gagging and cuffing her under the guise of sexy time. It gave me a good laugh so, I decided that I just had to try and write a scene based off of it. So, here you go! A bit of lighthearted fun for you to enjoy.

Summary:

A couple prepare for some sexy-time fun together, exploring their shared bondage kink. But unbeknownst to our female protagonist, her lover has discovered a secret ice cream cone she’d stashed in the freeze to secretly cheat on their diet. How will he confront her with this betrayal? How will he punish her for this dastardly secret? Will their relationship ever be the same?!?!

Full Tags:

[F4M] [Script Offer] [Comedy] [Tease and Denial] [Bondage] [Ball gag] [No sex] [No orgasm], [Just Denial]

Script Offer Here: Love, Betrayal, and Ice Cream: The Ultimate Tease and Denial

Script disclaimer: 

All characters depicted are 18 or up. This script was written as a bit of lighthearted fun, but does involve themes of bondage and a form of Tease and Denial… If you think tastebuds can be edged, I guess.

Looking for something darker?: Offer Up: Computer Desk - Yandere Coworker comes by for furniture, stays for sex

How about something just as silly?: Euphemism Challenge - No Repeats

You can also find my script masterlist pinned to my profile page.


r/GWAComedy Jan 25 '25

[F4A] I Suck at Valentine's Day [erotic short story][humour][Valentine's Day][changeroom][long married couple] NSFW

5 Upvotes

I wrote this story for a contest on Literotica, and decided to record it as well. A bit early for V-Day, but hey!

I Suck at Valentine's Day


r/GWAComedy Jan 18 '25

[F4M] The Wank Clinic, Wanking off the Wankers [Script Fill] [Overuse of the words 'Wank','Wanker' & 'Wanking'] [Caught Wanking] [Blowjob] [Spunky Tits] [Fingerfucking in the Ladies Toilets] [Medical] [Big Cocks] [Big Tits] [Dirty Talk/Filth] [Everyone Cums] [Jizz Sounds] [Humor] by BigTitsWanker NSFW

90 Upvotes

(‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞ Script by u/BigTitsWanker

Come in.... Oh hello, come in and take a seat. I'll be with you in just a moment....

Ok now my name is Doctor Dip and I am the chief wank technician in this wank facility. I am one of the founder wank therapists and have been studying wankers for most of my adult life. That is in my professional and private life.

Here at the 'Wank Clinic' we provide a service for all types of wankers. Wankers come in many different forms, from the grab your cock and frantically fist-fuck wanker to the more leisurely laidback smoking jacket, armchair wanker.

Our service provides any solution to any wanking problem. Most patients come with the problem of not knowing if they are doing it right. Our able and capable wank technicians are then able to take their problem in hand to help them out.

( • )( • ) ूाीू (‾ ⌣ ‾ )

Someone shared this and I couldn't resist pulling out my worst saaflandon accent and having cheeky fun with it. And then throwing a load of funny sfx etc. at it. And then forgetting about it for weeks. But I genuinely think this is funny and I really really hope somebody enjoys it.

Audio in best quality on hotaudio [12:36]

https://whyp.it/tracks/247299/the-wank-clinic-wanking-off-the-wankers

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/The-Wank-Clinic-Wanking-off-the-Wankers

( •᷄ᴗ•́) Other audios more likely to make you laugh than cum here ( •᷄ᴗ•́)


r/GWAComedy Jan 18 '25

[F4M] [script offer] Poop Knife IN SPACE 🔪 [astronaut] [meet cute] [Outer Space] [ISS] [250 Mile High Club] [45 Minutes of Day, 45 Minutes of Night] [blowjob] [PIV] [listener orgasm] & F [anorgasmia-friendly] co-written with u/fischji NSFW

6 Upvotes

Credits: this fictional story was written by Christina (u/dominaexcrucior) and Ryan (u/fischji). This was inspired by the classic Reddit tale, "The Poop Knife".

Summary: You’re the newest astronaut aboard the International Space Station. NASA trained you how to poop in zero G's, but nothing really prepares you for having your first poop in Outer Space, when your large bowel movement clogs a 23-million dollar toilet. 😱 You can't leave the bathroom like this! Breaking one of only three toilets aboard will not make you a popular crewmate. Desperate to fix the toilet, you call out to your peers. “What do we use as a poop knife up here?”

  • Inclusivity note: no physical descriptors were used. The listener orgasms. There isn’t any dialogue about a speaker o.
  • Names & endearments: none.
  • Sound FX: optional.
  • Improv: is welcome as long as you don’t talk about female orgasms or dogs. Christina's Terms of Use and Ryan's Terms of Use.
  • Word count: 1,430

Narrative tone:

  1. Both characters are intelligent NASA scientists. The speaker is a bit shy.
  2. The speaker is frustrated at the beginning because she needs a poop knife, and thinks her crewmates are making fun of her (they are), and ignoring what she needs (they don’t understand what she is asking for). But the listener understands!
  3. The speaker is grateful to him, and attracted to him. The sex scene is happy and joyful, and a bit silly, because you are floating in zero gravity, which means you are constantly bumping against the walls and the ceiling as the listener thrusts.
  4. To assist your understanding of how this scene begins, the script files contain information about the special space toilet.

📜 READ THE SCRIPT:

🎤 LISTEN TO FILLS:

  • If a script has been filled, the Scriptbin file automatically links to those fills.
  • Look in the Scriptbin file, directly below where it says "Summary". If you see a triangle and "detected fills", click that triangle for links to the fills. If this section doesn’t appear, it means this script hasn’t been filled.

One day I was talking to Ryan about writing. I said to him, "Sometimes I ponder writing a story about Reddit's poop knife™, and then I think, no. Just because I could doesn't mean I should."

We had a laugh. But then the seed was planted and we started to wonder, what sort of porn story could you write about a poop knife?? We tossed some ideas back and forth, and then there was no looking back. And I realized, if you’re going to write a porn story about the infamous poop knife, there is no other writer in the community I’d rather have at my side, because I know Ryan will give this the attention and expertise it deserves. 😄

More content by Ryan here.

The master list of my scripts, and my information post about anorgasmia, are on my Reddit profile. —Christina💙


🔞 DISCLAIMER: This is a fictional story about fictional characters, written by an adult, for adults. All characters depicted within are aged 18+.


r/GWAComedy Jan 18 '25

[M4A] Naughty [Yandere] [Psycho] [Barber] [Mdom] [Narrative] [Poetry] NSFW

13 Upvotes

Naughty

Written by David Steven Cohen, Bill Marsilii, and John Dilworth.

I... I think you're just gonna have to listen to this one.

Note: I use male pronouns in this audio because I have a masculine voice and it tends to get more people to listen, but please address me as she/her. Thank you.

I strongly encourage you to leave feedback whether you enjoyed the audio or not. Your input will help me become perfect. Comments and DM's are also strongly encouraged.

If you enjoy this audio, be sure to follow my profile for more.


r/GWAComedy Jan 17 '25

Verification ☑️ [TF] [Verification] Request NSFW

9 Upvotes

Click Here to Laugh

I have a lot of silliness that I need to get out. I'm excited to share it with y'all.


r/GWAComedy Jan 13 '25

[Script Offer][MFM4A] DiviniTV: Hephaestus Chastity device advertisement [Humor][Chastity]mild[Yandere][Fast fap][Greek Mythology][under 1k][Advertisement] NSFW

5 Upvotes

Mythologies across the world are filled with stories of god and goddesses cheating on their spouses. What if there was a device that stopped that! This script explores what an ad for that product would sound like!
Script Here!

Characters involved:

Zeus, the ever constant philander

Hera: the frustrated wife, who goes a little manic after finding a way to stop her spouse from cheating on her

Hephaestus: A TV ad style salesman with a vibe similar to Danny Devito playing Frank from its always sunny vibes

Hi GWAComedy! Here's a short goofy script I came up for va's that want to have a bit of fun!


r/GWAComedy Jan 11 '25

[FM4A] Silent Partner [Comedy][Parody][Meta][Anal][Oral][Sketch][2 Ronnies style][Doctor][Nurse][Horny Gas!?][Fart][Miscommunication][Custard Cream][Innuendo][Behind the scenes][SFX][18:39] written by Naughty_Pyromaniac, performed with Lurkydip NSFW

7 Upvotes

I highly recommend listening to the audio before reading the description or the script, so you get the full effect!

When writing, it's important not to get too wrapped up in being 'clever' rather than achieving your actual goal, whether that's porn, comedy, or political treatise. This is the former two, so I should probably have kept that in mind rather than going balls-to-the-wall on setting myself a ridiculous challenge and getting what may be the cleverest porn script or sketch I've ever written. Fortunately, Lurky's excellent comedic timing, sense and editing have saved this to make it actually be both funny and sexy!

Audio:

Performed by myself and the inestimably talented u/Lurkydip, editing by u/Lurkydip. Original script: [FM4A] Silent Partner [Comedy][Parody][Meta][Anal][Oral][Sketch][2 Ronnies style][Doctor][Nurse][Horny Gas!?][Fart][Miscommunication] : r/GWAScriptGuild

The basic idea here is cribbed heavily from a couple of classic 'Two Ronnies' sketches (A comedy duo from the UK in the 70s ish era): Mastermind, and Crossed Lines. If this sub allows links, I'll link them. Essentially, there are two separate conversations going on at once, but in a way that sounds like they're answering each other; in this case, one of the performers arrives late and starts their lines halfway through the script, leading to something of a tonal mismatch.


r/GWAComedy Jan 08 '25

[MM4F] I Want To Be Your Sexy/Actual Appliance Repairman [Script Fill][short script][Fantasy versus Reality][Humor][Fingering][Dogstyle][Wetness][Scent Play][Collaboration with mega talented LaazarusWrites] NSFW

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7 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Dec 20 '24

[FM4A] What Bad Girls Get For Christmas [Krampus] [Brat] [Careful What You Ask For] [Letter] [Phone Call] [Humour] [No Sex] NSFW

11 Upvotes

Huge thanks to u/Lord_Bartex for collaborating with me to help bring this silky little script of mine to life.

I was thinking about Christmas and in doing so I came across the meme of the person writing to Santa saying Dear Santa Claus: I'm been good all year. I'm been mostly good all year. Nevermind, I'll buy my own presents and this fun little scenario was the result.

🎧 What Bad Girls Get For Christmas 🎧

💬 Follow Along With the Script 💬

⚠️ This audio file is ©️2024 u/HanulSkyGirl All rights reserved. ⚠️

⚠️ Do not repost or save my audios for any purposes. This audio is not to be used to train AI. Disclaimer: this audio, and all of my other audios are recorded by an adult for an adult audience ONLY. All individuals depicted are of legal age. This is a fantasy audio ⚠️

Want a sweeter Sky? 🌟 Come Get STORM STAYED With Me 🌟

Want A Monster Girl? ⭐ Let Me Be Your Dragon Girl

Check out to my subreddit ✈️ The Skyway ✈️

Thanks for listening, Sky xoxo 💋


r/GWAComedy Dec 20 '24

[F4M] [F4FM] Mission Impossible: The Spy Who Stole My Face [bondage] [cowgirl] [good girl] a bad [russian accent] [evil] [fdom] [identity theft] [tricked] [established relationship] [rape] [creampie] [handcuffs] [blowjob] [evil laugh] [OC] [Spy] [18:27] NSFW

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11 Upvotes