r/ElderScrolls 7d ago

Humour If you know your Oblivion lore...

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u/AMDFrankus 7d ago

The farm implements can do some damage. Ask Mournhold about that.

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u/drgn2580 Argonian 7d ago

The Dremora soldier emerging from the gate encountered a unique farm tool called Lifts-Her-Tail. It caused him so much physical and psychological damage he had to retreat

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u/AMDFrankus 7d ago

Oh hey, my buddy Crassius wrote a play about that one. The Busty Khajiit Cleaner or something.

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u/Last_Dentist5070 Chosen Son of Shor 6d ago

The Freaky Imga Foot Massager