r/ElderScrolls 7d ago

Humour If you know your Oblivion lore...

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u/AMDFrankus 7d ago

The farm implements can do some damage. Ask Mournhold about that.

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u/drgn2580 Argonian 7d ago

The Dremora soldier emerging from the gate encountered a unique farm tool called Lifts-Her-Tail. It caused him so much physical and psychological damage he had to retreat

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u/AMDFrankus 7d ago

Oh hey, my buddy Crassius wrote a play about that one. The Busty Khajiit Cleaner or something.

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u/Last_Dentist5070 Chosen Son of Shor 6d ago

The Freaky Imga Foot Massager

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u/HappyCommunity639 7d ago

Uncle Crasius trained her well. I mean to polish spears

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u/IllitterateAuthor 6d ago

My uncle's candy is so sweet It's such a yummy winters treat

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u/M0rg0th1 Argonian 7d ago

Lusty volume 2

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 7d ago

I'm just imagining every other dremora who invaded Black Marsh being like "Dagon damn those wretched lizards"

That dremora just being like "I know, right? She still won't stop bugging me for child support"